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Just been on Manta Rays site on the Action Movie Generator -This is the result -Team Manta Ray Presents...
The Return of Smith
Rate UC for Utter Crap
Directed by Cathy and Produced by Davies.
Starring Smith as Agent Smith, Another Smith as Bitch, Mark as Hunk and Tom as Gigolo. Co-Starring Git as the Police Man.
Scene 1 - The City.
The night is dark and only a small shaft of moonlight penertrates the room. In walks Gigolo, stage left.
Gigolo: Where did I put that jar of element115?
Suddenly, a groan is heard.
Gigolo: dick! What was that?
He picks up a deadly Magnum that was lying on a bench.
Then, with a splintering of wood, the door is kicked down!
Gigolo: Argh!
Fade to black.
Scene 2 - The countryside.
The Secret Sevice known as Agents Inc. has it's HQ desguised as a The countryside. They have been getting lots of calls today about a man called Gigolo who has been supposidly eaten by a monster known as Neo. Agent Smith, the head of the search team, is going down to the crime scene.
Agent Smith: What do we know about this Gigolo fellow?
Police Man: We know that he keeps a jar of element115.
Agent Smith: What! That's illegal!
Police Man: I know. Let's get down to the crime scene.
Scene 3 - The City.
The Police Man and Agent Smith arrive on the scene and find the element115 jar empty.
Agent Smith: Where the hell has the element115 gone?
Police Man: I know, it's very strange.
Then, a young boy called Hunk runs in.
Police Man: Can someone get that fuck You kid outta here!
Agent Smith: Wait a minute, he might know where the element115's gone. Hay kid!
Hunk turns around.
Hunk: What the dick do you want, you over grown fuck You?
Police Man: Cheeky little dick isn't he! What's ya name, kid?
Hunk: Hunk sir.
Agent Smith: Do you know what happened to the jar of element115?
Hunk: I saw my Freya eating some element115 yesterday.
Police Man: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Agent Smith and the Police Man nod at each other.
A few mintues later . . .
The Police Man is dressed up like a chameleon and is dancing around with some ladies underwear on his head singing All you need is Love.
Hunk: Is this what you where thinking?
Agent Smith: Not even remotely. I was thinking more along the lines of -
He picks up a Magnum and hits the Police Man around the head. Just then he notices some strange Black substance on the Magnum.
Agent Smith: I recon that this Black substance is blood from a demented Neo Freya which ate Gigolo and is now rampaging around town killing people.
The Police Man is out cold.
Agent Smith: I'm off back to base to get backup and then we'll kick the dick into that demented Freya thing!
Hunk: Who are you talking to?
Agent Smith: It's called a improvisation kid!
Police Man: No, it's called a voice-over!
Agent Smith + Hunk: Quiet you!
They hit him around the head with the Magnum again.
Agent Smith: Let's go kid!
They leave, stage left.
Police Man: A little help would be nice! Oh god, that kid is gonna pay!
Scene 4 - The countryside.
Agent Smith and Hunk return to the The countryside to be greeted by Bitch, a female agent from the Agents Inc..
Agent Smith: Why do I have the pleasure to work with such a beautiful agent?
Bitch: You're just flattering me!
Agent Smith: Yes, yes I am. You're the uglyest person I've ever seen!
She looks upset and then runs off crying.
Agent Smith: What's wrong with her?
Hunk: I dunno.
Agent Smith: I'd better go after her.
He leaves, stage right.
Scene 5 - The Home.
Agent Smith follows Bitch into the The Home.
Agent Smith: I was only kidding just then.
Bitch: No, it true! I am ugly!
Agent Smith: No you're not! I know a kid called Mark who is much uglyier than you. You're not ugly at all.
Bitch: You mean that?
Agent Smith: N - I mean, Yes of cource I do.
They kiss.
Agent Smith: Oh fuck You, what was that!
Bitch: I'm sorry, it's my false teeth. Can I have them back please?
Agent Smith pulls the teeth out of his mouth.
Agent Smith: Enough of the tomfoolery, we must kill the evil Freya!
They both run off to the The Bedroom.
Scene 6 - The Bedroom.
The Agents Inc. has it's Armoury desguised as a The Bedroom. Agent Smith and Bitch walk in. The Armoury is run by weapons expert Steve.
Steve: Yo! Whatdaya want, Agent Smith?
Agent Smith: Guns. Lots of guns.
Steve: Well you've come to the right place. But you'll need to be a bit more specific though.
Agent Smith: Bitch wants a Spoon and can I have a jar of element115.
Steve: Look, what you and your girlfriend do in your own time is your buisness pal, but keeping jars of element115 is illegal, man! I only do weapons, not illegal substances!
Bitch: We need something that can kill a demented Freya, known as Neo.
Steve: As stange as that sentance sounded, I have something that you two could use! It's called the Kalashnikov 2000. It'll kill any demented Freya in seconds!
He gives them the equipment.
Agent Smith: OK. Thanks Steve!
He looks straight at the camera.
Agent Smith: Time to take out da trash!
Scene 7 - Another dimension.
Agent Smith and Bitch arrive with their weapons. Bitch looks up a sees something. She begins to shake.
Agent Smith: What is it?
He notices it as well.
Both: fuck You! fuck You!
Above them stands the biggest Freya you've ever seen, and it looks angry.
Agent Smith: dick, it's gonna fire something at us!
Bitch runs off as balls of element115 raindown on Agent Smith. He dodges out of the way, until he falls onto the ground.
Neo: Only human!
Bitch: Dodge this!
She fires her Kalashnikov gun.
Neo: Okay!
Neo dodges out of the way.
Bitch: I should really stop telling people when I'm going to shoot!
Agent Smith stand up.
Agent Smith: Let's go!
They both run to a car with the monster hot on their heels.
Bitch: I'll drive, you shoot!
Bitch sits in the drivers seat. Agent Smith loads.
Bitch: I love you.
They kiss quickly, and then they stop and Agent Smith looks at Bitch strangly.
Bitch: False teeth glue.
He nods. Suddenly balls of element115 smash against the car. They both duck under the seats. She gets up a starts to drive, whilst Agent Smith gets his gun out.
Bitch: Err, Bitch, could you drive a bit faster?
Neo is rapidly gaining on the small vehicle.
Bitch: Shoot it!
Agent Smith: No! I must wait until it opens its mouth! One direct hit into there will kill it instantly!
Bitch: Do you think Hunk will appreatiate you killing his Freya?
Agent Smith: Right now, I don't give a fuck You! The importance now is stopping this thing before it reaches cheshire.
Bitch: But knowone cares about cheshire!
Agent Smith: I know, but it's something I have to do.
Bitch: How are you going to get it to open it's mouth?
Agent Smith: Easy. I'll read some maths Me Roberts taught us. That'll get it to yawn!
Bitch: Is it gonna work?
Agent Smith: It's the only way. Stop the car.
She slams the break on as Agent Smith gets his maths book out.
Agent Smith: miss Richardson!
The creature gives a big long yawn.
Bitch: Now, Agent Smith, now!
He fires the gun. It's a direct hit!
Neo: NO! You can't defeat me!
The shock waves a massive as the creature hits the floor. Most of the buildings in cheshire fall down.
Agent Smith: 2 birds with one stone!
They kiss.
Fade to black.
THE END.
Scene 8 - The Credits.
The Return of Smith.
Directed by Cathy.
Produced by Davies.
Script Written by Another Smith.
Cast.
Smith as Agent Smith.
Another Smith as Bitch.
Mark as Hunk.
Tom as Gigolo.
Git as the Police Man.
Sebastian as Steve.
I. C. Weener as the Voice Of Neo.
Guest Appearence of Me Roberts as the boring Maths Teacher.
Lucky the Freya as the Neo the demented Freya.
Filmed on location in cheshire.
Soundtrack not available.
Sponsored by DentalFast False Teeth Glue and Antie Borris' Special element115
Generator Programmed by Tom Clarke.
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