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april fools

Sophia, yo bitch, you be wantin' money
But everyone knows that you be actin' funny
You try and rip off Warner Brothers
Callin' you self the Matrix's Mother
Comin' to Tallahassee to Footloosifer's crib
Already bought our baby a rattle and a bib
I said "Bitch, get the hell off my front lawn,
'Cause all the forums say you be running a con!"
You said, "Oh, Footloosifer, me love you long time,"
Buy my boys the Wachowski's ain't be givin' you a dime.

WORD!

footloosifer wrote:

Sophia, yo bitch, you be wantin' money But everyone knows that you be actin' funny You try and rip off Warner Brothers Callin' you self the Matrix's Mother Comin' to Tallahassee to Footloosifer's crib Already bought our baby a rattle and a bib I said "Bitch, get the hell off my front lawn, 'Cause all the forums say you be running a con!" You said, "Oh, Footloosifer, me love you long time," Buy my boys the Wachowski's ain't be givin' you a dime. WORD!

This is what happens when you televise "Making The Band" nationally.

El Escogido wrote:

This is what happens when you televise "Making The Band" nationally.

Yew callin' me a redneck, city-slicker?
An' I had to get mahself out of mah sister's bed ta answer th' email alarm!

(SERIOUS NOTE: Footloosifer's impoverished, white, Central Georgia, dirt farmer ancestors actually invented hip-hop, not Sugar Hill Gang or Grandmaster Flash like VH1 seems to think. These rural pioneers of hip-hop rapped about nature, God, the hills and fields, their sexy sisters, and anything else that struck their fancy. In fact, the original term was "hick-hop", not "hip-hop".
Reference: Encyclopedia Hillbillica, pg. 666, "Hick-Hop".)

I'm not saying it again...