»What If? - Change In Cast!«

Tim Curry/ Dr. Frank-en-further = Merovingian
And of course, all the vampires are 70's style transilvanians from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and the Twins will look like Riff-Raff

Ozzy Osborne = TrainMan
the hair, the look, the teeth, the accent...well...maybe not

What do you think?

... I think you just broke my brain. But it was due in for repairs anyway. ^_^


Let's see... Will Smith as Neo, Tommy Lee Jones as Agent Smith. All shall leave the theatre singing 'Men in Black'.

this is the third cast changing thread...please look look before posting new ones

the anomaly wrote:

this is the third cast changing thread...please look look before posting new ones

Yes, you are right about that.
but I intend to make comedic recasts as seen above.
for instance:

Carol chaning = The Oracle
take any Oracle-quote and replace it with the smudging granny voice of carol...comedic?...no?

And for the dear ArchAngel ^^
Actually Big Willy was auditioning for the Role of Neo (or maybe they wanted him to do the part )
Just like Clint EastWood ( ) was supposed to be Morpheus.

MesoMorph wrote:

the anomaly wrote: this is the third cast changing thread...please look look before posting new ones Yes, you are right about that. but I intend to make comedic recasts as seen above. for instance: Carol chaning = The Oracle take any Oracle-quote and replace it with the smudging granny voice of carol...comedic?...no? And for the dear ArchAngel ^^ Actually Big Willy was auditioning for the Role of Neo (or maybe they wanted him to do the part ) Just like Clint EastWood ( ) was supposed to be Morpheus.

also already part of the previous threads...fun though

i posted something along the lines of

weeman from jackass as smith
roy chubby brown was in there too as either morpheus or neo

Arnorld Swartzanigger.. (however you spell that)
As the Architect: People would have understood just as little of what he was saying anyway....



Vin Diesel
As Morpheus: Then MAYBE he could have done the whole sword car flip in Reloaded.

Brad Pitt
As Agent Smith: An army of Brad Pitts, now thats some scary shit!

Beyonce Knowles
As the Oracle: Who wouldn't wanna see her bending over to get some cookies out of the oven?

Britney Spears
As Trinity: Only for the love scene of course....

ME!
As Neo: FOR THE LOVE SCENE! OH YEA!

I was thinking of putting Carroll O'Connor-the guy who played archie in "Archie" (with the chair not the comics) as the Architecht for two reasons
1) there's archie in architect
2) he sits in his chair all day long

MesoMorph wrote:

the anomaly wrote: this is the third cast changing thread...please look look before posting new ones Yes, you are right about that. but I intend to make comedic recasts as seen above. for instance: Carol chaning = The Oracle take any Oracle-quote and replace it with the smudging granny voice of carol...comedic?...no? And for the dear ArchAngel ^^ Actually Big Willy was auditioning for the Role of Neo (or maybe they wanted him to do the part ) Just like Clint EastWood ( ) was supposed to be Morpheus.

I heard that Will Smith rejected the role of Neo, and that the original Morpheus was supposed to be Mr. James Bond himself, Sean Connery.

El Escogido wrote:

I heard that Will Smith rejected the role of Neo, and that the original Morpheus was supposed to be Mr. James Bond himself, Sean Connery.

That would havce been weird
Having an actor that makes "God save the queen" sound like "God Shave the queen" in matrix is not a good decision
It's already hard to follow, with connery it would be even harder to understand!

MesoMorph wrote:

El Escogido wrote: I heard that Will Smith rejected the role of Neo, and that the original Morpheus was supposed to be Mr. James Bond himself, Sean Connery. That would havce been weird Having an actor that makes "God save the queen" sound like "God Shave the queen" in matrix is not a good decision It's already hard to follow, with connery it would be even harder to understand!

hahahaha....

El Escogido wrote:

I heard that Will Smith rejected the role of Neo, and that the original Morpheus was supposed to be Mr. James Bond himself, Sean Connery.

I'm glad Will Smith didn't take the role. I like a few of his movies and think he's a funny actor but I would have hated to see him in this role cracking jokes at Agent Smith.

And Sean Connery would have been the worst. HOw the hell would he have fought Agent Smith in Matrix 1 lol?

MesoMorph wrote:

Tim Curry/ Dr. Frank-en-further = Merovingian And of course, all the vampires are 70's style transilvanians from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and the Twins will look like Riff-Raff Ozzy Osborne = TrainMan the hair, the look, the teeth, the accent...well...maybe not What do you think?

John Cleese as Merv(he will need a new accent), and Sam Roberts as the Train Man (Get a hair cut), Halle Barrie as the Oracle, Colonel Sanders as the Architect, Tony Ja as Neo, "Ahnold" as an agent, Sean Connery as Morpheus, Sarah McLaughlin as Trinity, Bela Legosi as Bane, Parminder Nagra as Sati, Ngai Sing as Seraph, Jack Benny as Sparks, George C Scott as Lock....I will have to think more about the fine line between the ridiculous and the appropiate.

How about Angelina Jolie as Trinity? Or maybe Lucy Liu as Trinity. Either of those would have been good changes for me. Don't get me wrong I loved Carrie-Anne Moss but if I could have it how I wanted it would be Angelina Jolie.

More Persephone than Trinity. It's those damn lips of hers!

66Scorpio wrote:

More Persephone than Trinity. It's those damn lips of hers!

Yeah
I mean come on! trinity must be skinny thin and white as a ghost
and Angelina is none of those things