»Messed up Playland«

I was watching the Twelfth niht in my High School today and I came upon an Idea I wanted to bounce of you guys

Lorg, the Overlord of one quarter of all plays is an evil man. He lets his followers go on with their lives, but switches the actual people around

He has three enemys-

Socratese
Will Shakespear
and worst of them all
Bugs Bunny, Philosipher king

and from then it goes into Complete Chaos

What?

its working

here is the begining

The oddest play IMAGINABLE
By _______ also Known as Kant the Overlord




(Two men wearing old a robe/an English set of tights walk on stage)
(one steps into the light)
Man- Howest Douth to thee creation of Micagor? Howor would he dieth?
(New, modern looking guy comes in)
Other Man-Could you say that in 20th century english? Im still confused, Will. Hello, I am Kant, Overlord of 1/4s of all of creation
Kant-(points to other men) these are my opponents. There is Socrates (Man in robes steps foward) Will Shakespear (tights wearer steps foward)
Will-its WillIAM, and why do you have such a terrible name, Kant? What KANT you do?
Kant-Look, we went over this! (Slaps Will) we are equals, so I address you by a shortened first name. What type of a name is William? I heard that during your time it was a name for Panzies, like Remi or Kant or...I didn’t say that. Also, don’t critisize my name. The writer wrote this at 1:30, so give him a break!
Kant- anyways, my greatest enemy of all (effigy of a rabbit is wheeled in) Bugs Bunny! Oh yeah, your laughing now, but just wait! This guys a philosopher King of DOOM! Speaking of me, I am a sick freak, changing reality to my will. This is a damn interesting story. ALREADY.
Kant-...anyways, on with the half-Arsed play!

ACT ONE

(Teens 1,2, and 3 run in, causing havoc)
1-Hey! Im Spray Painting the Anarchy symbol! Im so cool!
2-yeah, that is cool, but look at this! Im using 3's instead of e’s! People would think Im a total n00b, while in reality I am t3h h@XX0r! Hehe!
3- Hello, audience members. Are you enjoying your popcorn? Or is your theater cheap? I hate those theaters that don’t let you eat more that I hate leet.
1-what the hell are you talking about? There’s no one here! This is a bad play. Who would pay for this crap?
2-why do we even know that it’s a play?
(The theme song of Brazil comes on and the three boys freeze)
Kant-ok, this had to stop. These guys already know too much...Maybe Ill use complete idiots. Hehe
(replaces 1 With Jay, a tall guy; replaces 2 with a Rory a short kid; and replaces 3 with Lindsey)
(leaves)
Linsey-woah...that was odd
Jay-Yeah...what the hell was that? I know I wanted to think some thing, but what?
Rory-Dude, too many big words
jay-Lets walk in circles, I don’t feel like vandalizing stuff anymore
Rory-WHAT DID I JUST SAY
(they’re walking)
Lindsey-Swords are cool. Unlike Leet
Rory-lets stop with the anti-leet already!

This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode....

It was meant to be like a Woody Allen play (about the writer actually being a character and the characters knowing its a play)

Sorry, don't know much about Woody Allen's tactics and his movies. All I know is he is a season ticket holder at NY Knicks games.