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Quote:

Architect: "You see, Neo, the Mactrix was made as a program to stop all the bugs in the windows system-" Neo: "Like hell if that could happen!" *the Architect pauses* Architect: "Exactly what I thought, to be honest." *Smith walks up to Neo* "Mister Anderson-" *Smith takes off his glasses wo reveal big, cartoon, bulging ones and says, in a insanily happy voice* "It looks like you're writing a letter!"

This is what I've put in "Things which'll you never hear in The Matrix" and it made me think that We/I/Someone should make a 'funny' version of The Matrix. The Agents being the Microsoft Office Assistants ("Agent Clippit" being "Smith") except that "The Oracle" being the "Mother Nature" one and the Architect is the "Officle Logo" assistant.

Just throwing up a few ideas:
1. There's a slight noise in Mobil Ave. It's the "Dial Up" you get with modems. One of the people there, or maybe Neo himself, could mutter "Bloody Dial up" while waiting.
2. The "Merovingian" is the "Macovingian"

All what I can come up with at the moment.

Agent_Reabe wrote:

Quote: Architect: "You see, Neo, the Mactrix was made as a program to stop all the bugs in the windows system-" Neo: "Like hell if that could happen!" *the Architect pauses* Architect: "Exactly what I thought, to be honest." *Smith walks up to Neo* "Mister Anderson-" *Smith takes off his glasses wo reveal big, cartoon, bulging ones and says, in a insanily happy voice* "It looks like you're writing a letter!" This is what I've put in "Things which'll you never hear in The Matrix" and it made me think that We/I/Someone should make a 'funny' version of The Matrix. The Agents being the Microsoft Office Assistants ("Agent Clippit" being "Smith") except that "The Oracle" being the "Mother Nature" one and the Architect is the "Officle Logo" assistant. Just throwing up a few ideas: 1. There's a slight noise in Mobil Ave. It's the "Dial Up" you get with modems. One of the people there, or maybe Neo himself, could mutter "Bloody Dial up" while waiting. 2. The "Merovingian" is the "Macovingian" All what I can come up with at the moment.

Smith takes over everyone and therefore creates loadz of clippys. and neo says "forget saving trinity, ill take the right door, and reload the matrix if it means it gets rid of those clippys...."

/ ?

"Neo, I forgot to tell to tell you - The Mactrix is run on a 52k Modem"
"Stupid Dailup!"