»The Matewix«

ne 1 here read the "Matewix"?

amazon.co.uk... <-- this is the amazon review

its v. good

Quote:

'If you take the Red pill, Newo, there is no going back. You will leave the Matewix and enter a world more real to you than you can possibly imagine. But Newo, if you take the Blue pill you will sustain an erection for up to 12 years. You must decide Newo'. Newo stared long and hard at the pills. Then reached out his hand, 'I'll take them both', he said and eagerly gobbled them down whole".

Newo has a speech impediment, so look forward to his rant on 'ranking'. and have a dictionary handy for the last part...