»isnt it amazing«

isnt it amazing how this whole section "chitchat and fun" is supposed to be about,and i quote,NON matrix related stuff

yet almost every topic IS MATRIX RELATED

ho ho ho

what a sad bunch

So lets have some non-matrix related topics then...
I bet you that we start off with a non-matrix related topic, but slowly and surely THE MATRIX will creep back into the thread!

Example..
posted by esc in what book are you reading at the moment thread -

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i just picked up a copy of 'How To Toss Your Cookies' by Former Agent Smith it's a guide to well, tossing cookies. not how to bake them or anything, just how to toss them. it was right next to 'When to Bake Cookies, and Where to Set Them' by The Oracle yesterday i finished 'Whoa! A Guide to Becoming The One, Part 1: So You Wanna Free Your Mind?' by the One formerly known as Thomas Anderson aka Neo then i'm gonna read 'Whoa! A Guide to Becoming The One, Part 0: So You're in Love, Now What? by the One formerly known as Thomas Anderson aka Neo and then i'll read 'Whoa! A Guide to Becoming The One, Part 1: So You're Here to Save the World? by the One formerly known as Thomas Anderson aka Neo another book i'm ordering is called 'How to Meet People, and Make Them Like You' by Former Agent Smith

Very funny!

but do you see what I mean Anomoly?

i know what you mean

but dont you think that it shows how patheticaly shallow alot of people are

knnknn provides with a section to discuss other stuff and people just fill it up with more matrix stuff like there isnt enough room for it already

I asked KNN a while ago for another area to be added, so we could discuss other topics, but I've had no response to that.

I know he's involved with some other project at the moment, so I think he may be a little busy...Oh well, we live in hope that the
Architect will pay us a visit very soon!

The post above by esc is the funniest thing I have seen on this site yet!

i didn't know people liked that. i especially like Smith's book on How to Meet People.

since reading it, i've meet several people, and they're all like me!

but seriously how do you go about making a non-matrix topic stay non-matrix?

I don't know how you stay off the subject of the Matrix, or Smith for that matter!

I have tried and failed.

..I know what you mean, regarding the Smith book,it was a really good read. Thanks for recommending it Esc....

If you have anymore recommendations, I'd be happy to hear them.

another smith, you rule
if youre so obsessed with mr.Smith, why dont you try and contact him, i mean the actor, i dont know his name.. i think its great to have something that you like so much.

there is a book of Smith's poetry and musings entitled: I, Smith.

here is a poem titled Mother:
I see you sitting there
Smug in your little chair
Smoking your cigarettes
Double Destiny you are aware.
Inhaling with every breath
Exhaling you speak of death
I do not regret
To bring you your death
Of my connection you well know
The future your eyes do show
When I have them for my own
The future to me will be shown!
You can see but can you hear
The voices whispering in my ear
Stand back and behold!
I am the Smith of once told!
With hammer, future I do shape
Without the image of the ape
I alone will stand and rule.
It is Destiny.
It is Fate.

Smith's #1 Best Selling Book.
matrix-explained.com...

Piper.Saratoga wrote -

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another smith, you rule

Me? Well Thankyou..

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if youre so obsessed with mr.Smith, why dont you try and contact him, i mean the actor, i dont know his name.. i think its great to have something that you like so much.

I have contacted the delicious Hugo Weaving, and I have an excellent autographed photo for my trouble.
He is just a Sex God! The Photograph he sent me is of SMITH, it is the most precious thing I own...

esc - You really make my day, lately..love your posts & pics!

HA! That is so great esc! Very clever indeed!

Comon' ESC..more of the same please!