»I'm Glad...«

I just wanted you all to know that i'm happy that Revolutions turned out the way it did. I made this account ONLY so i could say that. I'm glad that it disproved almost all of you. Those so-called "twists" on the main page are all about the stupidest things i've ever heard. "Boo-hoo, there's no matrix in a matrix, the kid can't jack in wirelessly, and trinity wasn't the mother." it never hinted that trinity was the mother in the first place! I'm glad you were wrong because most of your "theories" were asinine. just wanted you to know that. have a great life.

I expected every theory to be wrong. But because the Brothers had come up with something that would blow us away, not because there was no real explanation.

Although, now I that think about it, I do remember somebody throwing out the "wireless connection" theory; it was dismissed as stupid. I mean, it's an inexplicable wireless connection with no transmitter and no receiver? They might as well have given Neo a pointy hat and a long white beard, because that's magic, pure and simple.

[Someone also came up with a theory very similar to what actually happened, re: Neo vs. Smith. If some punks on a forum can come up with the same stuff as the Wach bros, then why the fuck am I giving them money?]

Lysander wrote:

I expected every theory to be wrong. But because the Brothers had come up with something that would blow us away, not because there was no real explanation.

Exactly.

the matrix should have remained a single movie, and not a trilogy without any explanation in the end... lame

Or they should have released Reloaded and Revolutions at the same time.

If they didn't have a payoff, they shouldn't have set it up like they did.


This might change in the future, but right now I wish they had left it at the first movie, plus The Second Renaissance, which was great.

Oh, come on!


No payoff?

Did you see Monica Belluci's dress?
The titty-twisting chicks?
The mecha-battle?
Mr. Smith throwing cookies?
Dragonball-Z inspired rain-fighting?
Trinity spilling her heart with her guts?
Bane's head getting smashed like a golden pumpkin?
Niobe's piloting sequence?

You guys need more mushrooms, because you are TOO cynical!