»Is there an Ape repellent?..«

Seems the growing intellectual gap between me and the Apes, is being labeled iconic.. Some animals seem to believe that once they have read some of my writings, and they have read my name, that they now have a target, and own me like a mummy's tit.. They remote attack incessantly.. and I defend my privacy by annihilating their remoting capabilities, by destroying their point demons upon approach, tagging them as dragon kibbles, which essentially neutralizes their access to an afterlife, and a mind...
It's making me feel like Shiva.. and I really don't want to be the bully, but I Will defend my rights to privacy, to their end, if they must push it that far, like when apes are stealing bananas from my orchard, I gets out the 12-gauge shotguns, and the flesh and soul eating pit bulls and dragons...

So in my commanding my rights to my private peace, I am dooming hundreds to hell... I would rather find a way to inject them with all the pain I've sustained in my lifetime.. as a repellent and deterrent to their incessant suiciding their own immortalities in initiating a battle they can't win, in their mindless diving into my soul-meat grinder, believing they have the right to attempt to suck-on my private-mind, in an attempt to learn stuff that school and religion can't teach them, while they cling to and defend school and religion violently...

If they want the lesson which guarantees their immortality, the price is 10-percent of last year's net, up front.. plus 1% the net of the next ten year's nets, year by year, in cash every Dec 24th... or they can choose one of the only remaining options: Learn it on their own, or go to hell...

Are there any ancient writings that suggest how to inject an approaching remote-viewer attacker with a sample of ones cumulative pain..?

Is there an Ape repellent?..

How do I poison cosmic-bananas?..