»AgentDragon's story with forum members«

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this comes from here: matrix-explained.com...
edited by th3 p4th
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In the streets of the MegaCity Intell is a Rebel, a operative of Zion. He is walking along the streets of the Megacity when he sees an Agent approach him. He gets scared. His heart beats wildly and all he could do is turn around and run. The Agent chases after him. Thinking of a way to escape Intell goes down the steps to the subway station. The subway train is going to leave soon, he knew it.

He raced down to the train's doors but as soon as they opened he saw a old lady sitting down waiting for the subway to leave. She started to change. Her face contorted backwards horribly into the face of an Agent with brown hair slicked back with hair gel and who had blue eyes hidden behind black squared sunglasses. The Agent rose to his feet and drew his gun and pointed it at Intell and fired. Intell could see the gun fire and the bullet move through the air. Everything seemed to slow down as if time almost stopped, everything seemed as clear as crystal. Intell bent backwards and let the bullet pass harmlessly past him. He could see the soundwaves and they made ripples in the air as if he were in water. Intell concentrated hard. "Don't die. Don't die." he thought. The Agent stated to speed up. His face showed anger, he looked as if he was having a hard time keeping up. The Agent moved towards Intell and thats when he noticed that he was loosing focus. He had to get out of there, he had to run.

Intell got back up and ran for the stairs but as soon as he got to the top he saw the Agent suddenly appear infront of him. Intell froze, he could not believe it. His eyes widened as the Agent took out his gun and cracked him over the head with it. The pain was immense as Intell fell down the stairs. He felt weak all the sudden, helpless, like an animal. Intell hit the floor with a thud and hit his head again. He saw the Agent approach him. "Only human." he muttered as he leveled the gun, ready to fire. Intell sat up and started to scoot along the floor. He felt too hurt, too weak to do anything but that. The Agent started to pull the trigger but-

He felt a hard pressure in his back. The Agent turned around to see Dee with a small pistol. The Agent felt the wound in his back, felt the flood flow across his fingers. He had never bled before. He looked down at it with curiosity. "Do you think a simple flesh wound can stop me?" The Agent muttered. "No." said Dee. "But this can." Dee aimed for the head and fired. The Agent moved his head out of the way and quickly slided towards Dee and gave a quick elbow jab to him in the neck. Dee coughed quite audibly as the Agent picked him up by the coller of his shirt. The Agent smiled. "Now we can fight alone." he said holding Dee out and kicking him in the side of his abdomen. Dee flew across the subway station and landed on the floor lifeless. The Agent laughed. "What hope do you have now?" he said to Intell.


Meanwhile in the 'Real' world...

Captn Post Mod sat in his chair and watched Intell who is layed back in his chair plugged into the Matrix. Intell didn't look too good. Captn took out a syringe with some clear liquid and injected it into the plug on Intell's arm. "I hope this helps." said Captn with a worried look on his face. "Don't die friend."


Intell got up and breathed in and out and closed his eyes ignoring the Agent. "Focus." he thought. The Agent stood puzzled. "Why fight on?" he questioned. "Why try to defeat me. Such a thing is hopeless."

Intell opened his eyes. "Because I believe." he said throwing a punch at the Agent who backflipped out of the way. Intell threw countless punches at the Agent in a furious rage but Agent fought calmly and without hesitation. "I believe in something too." said the Agent stopping. "I believe people like you started the war. Why try to delay the inevitable?" he said knocking Intell backwards who coughed up blood. The Agent took out his gun again. "Why don't you change. Become one of us and I may spare you." Intell shook his head. "No. I won't." he said. "Your funeral." said the Agent pulling the trigger. Intell closed his eyes, preparing for the death that awaited him.



No bullets came out.



The Agent stood puzzled. He pulled the trigger again and again furiously and growled. "Why doesn't it work!" he said shaking it.

Captn Post Mod in the 'Real' laughed loudly and slapped his leg. "I hacked you good." he said smiling with glee.



The Agent threw the gun on the floor and straitened his tie. "Who needs guns anyway." he said running towards Intell who got off the floor sliding around on his own blood and running up the stairs. As soon as he got outside he took out his cellphone. "Operator." awnsered Captn. "I need an exit!" yelled a frantic Intell into it. "There is one at a nearby grocery store." said Captn. Intell looked around. "Could you be more specific?" he asked. "It is a few blocks away. Just keep going down the street your on for now and I will guide you threre."

The Agent, however, did not chase after Intell but got into his car, the sleek Chevrolet Caprice. He gripped the wheel and started up the engine that roared to life and then gave a low hum. The Agent touched his earpiece and sent a message to his two partners to back him up on this mission...Agents Zero and another Smith.


----To be continued---


What do you think? Anyone want me to continue?

Holy crap! So Agent Dragon is in reality Steve Buscemi!

There are only two explinations--either no one told me, or no one knows ...

CaptPostMod wrote:

either no one told me, or no one knows ...

it's a trick!

1 - Nice hack by the Capt.
2 - Where's Aquin?

Aquin wrote:

1 - Nice hack by the Capt. 2 - Where's Aquin?

Don't worry I have not forgotten you, Aquin. Gonna add you and Knn into the continuation of the story.

Well then I am primed, sir. You may proceed.

(said w/ my best Doc Holiday accent from Tombstone. If you don't know, go rent it - super movie)

Uh oh. Looks like I'm in trouble...again. And once again, Capt. didn't tell me which grocery store I should be looking for.

When is this, before or after Neo? 'Cuz if its after Neo, then I might give some thought to what the brown slicked haired agent said about "people like you". I might even agree but I still won't feel safe around "them."

How the heck did they track me anyway. I'm always making sure my lines are secure, checking to see if I'm being followed and all that. Someone must have betrayed Dee and me and it must be someone high up in the Zion ranks. For now I gotta go - either into the Publix or the SuperWalMart or who knows? Operator?

**rolls up sleeves** Okay here it goes.

The Agent whom is named Dragon drove the Caprice 1991 off of the side of the street and put the pedal to the metal. He could feel his back being pressed into the seat as his car accelerated. He then reached down and pressed a button on his traffic signal preemption system attached to the underside of the dashboard. The light infront of him immediately turned green and he drove on by without a problem, the traffic is not bad today. Dragon looked to the right to see Intell on the sidewalk running as fast as his legs would carry him. Dragon took out his Desert Eagle with his right hand and while driving with his left hand he fired multiple shots at Intell who saw him driving parallel to him. The shots rang out and olbliterated the frail tinted glass windows of Dragon's car. Intell ducked at the right moment and all the shots hit was the brick wall of a building which had many years worth of grafitti on it. Intell kept running and turned right with the street. Dragon kept going along with the road and he made a U turn and went the other way.

"And which way is it?" asked Intell. "Turn left and go across the street." said Captn. Intell did as told and ran to the other street. "Now what?" he said. "Go down a nearby alleyway." said Captn. Intell frowned. "Shouldn't I not get cornered somewhere like a rat. I should go somewhere where I have more freedom of movement." he said. "Sorry buddy but this is the quickest way. It is ether that or face half a dozen Agents along the longer path." said Captn. "Well I hate being in situations where it is easy to be cornered." he said turning and going down the alleyway. All he could see was several pieces of paper that had been discarded and steam coming from vents. Intell covered his face as a beam of light shone down from the sky. Intell looked up at the large skyscrapers and the light and fluffy clouds that hovered in the sky. The Megacity Downtown looked beautiful in the daytime and not dark compared to the other parts of the city. Suddenly the alleyway came to a stop. "Did you intend to corner me, bastard?" asked Intell looking at a brick wall infront of him while catching his breath. "Ladder!" said Captn. Intell looked over to his left to see a ladder to a fire escape. "Oh." he said feeling stupid as he walked over to it and put his cellphone up into his alliagtor hide trenchcoat's pocket. He then strated to climb. He could hear footsteps nearby...


An Agent who resembled Jackson in a way walked down the alleyway towards Intell. It is Zero. Intell stared at the Agent for a moment with a 'deer and headlights' look on his face. He then started to frantically climb faster. He, however, climbed a bit too fast and his hands slipped on the metal ladder. "Butter fingers Mr. Intell." said Zero hyper-jumping up and wrapping his arms around Intell's waist. "I do like Butter Fingers." said Intell. "The bar that is." he said as he elbowed Zero in the face. Zero was determined to bring Intell down though and so he held on. "Damn boy. How much do you weigh." said Intell as he struggled to carry both his weight and the weight of the Agent. "I am quite healthy." said Zero as he wrapped his arm around Intell's neck into a choke hold. "How long can a human's brain go while being starved of oxygen." said Zero in his monotone voice while increasing the pressure he put on Intell's neck.

Intell could hardly breathe and he lacked the strength to climb anymore with the piggy-backing Zero on him. "Time to let go." he thought.

And so he did.

The two fell fifteen feet down and Intell landed ontop of Zero. Even though his breath was knocked out of him he started to rise to his feet. "Where do you think you are going?" said Zero grabbing ahold of Intell's wrist and pulling him down. "I still have to strangle you to death."

Suddenly out of no where about thirty giggling girls came into the alleyway. Fangirls to be exact. Zero had his hand firmly on Intell's neck and was just about to choke him to death when the girls all surrounded Zero and Intell. Zero looked aorund puzzled. "Look! He's so cute!" said one. "Look at that cool hair." said another. "Are these your friends?" asked Intell. Zero did not reply but instead just remained silent. Zero did not know what to do, he felt weak, his legs quivered. He felt like a little squirrel in a big forest being chased by a hawk...thirty screaming hawks that is. All the girls tackled Zero and showered him with kisses. "Help!" he screamed. One of the girls pulled Zero's gun out of its expensive leather shoulder holster. "Thats mine!" said Zero reaching out for it. The girl just laughed and dangled it above his head while smiling.

Intell took this as his time to leave. "Tttyl!" he said running away. "It ain't fair!" yelled out Zero drowning in the sea of fangirls.

"Get out of here you giggling witches!" said a unknown raspy female voice. It was Another Smith. "Help meeee!" said Zero whos hand could barely be seen in the sea of Agent fangirls. "I'll save you!" said Another Smith pulling out a whip and hitting the fangirls with it as if they were mere cattle. "Away!" she said whipping them. The girls all screamed and dispersed into seprate directions. Zero was left on the ground wide eyed with his sunglasses stolen as a souvenir by one of the girls. The old lady, Another Smith, helped Zero to his feet. "Thank you." he said. "Agent fangirls are the most agressive and determined type of fangirl their is." she said. Another Smith pulled out her gun and put her whip up. Agent Zero searched for his gun. Gone. "I got a spare in my car's glove compartment." said Another Smith. "Don't worry." she said. Zero looked rather depressed even for an Agent having lost his gun, his favorite gun.


Intell, meanwhile, was on the run still. He went down another alleyway, yet again another 'short cut' from Captn. "Are you sure this is thr right way?" asked Intell. "Sure it is!" said Captn fiddling with a map on the touchscreen. "Just go through that door infront of you." he said. "What door?" said Intell. "This door." said Captn typing in things using his keyboard. A door poped up out of nowhere. "Hmmm...how convenient." said Intell. Suddenly he heard the screeching of wheels from behind him. It is Dragon in his Chevrolet speeding towards Intell at break-neck speed. Intell screamed like a girl as he ran for the door. "Don't look behind you buddy!" yelled Captn. "It looks ugly!" he said covering his eyes like a little kid.

Intell kept running as fast as he could humanly go. Dragon kept slamming into garbage cans as he sped toward Intell. Dragon sped up to around forty-five miles per hour and slammed into Intell who was thrown ontop of the cars hood with his butt against the glass. "Damn it! Rebel butt! I can't see!" said Dragon turning on the windshield wipers. Intell's butt moved side to side across the windshield as the wipers slammed into him.

The end of the alleyway approached. "Aaaahhhahhh!" screamed Intell as the car slammed into the door that was ment for Intell to go through. In truth he did. The car erupted from the brick wall and into the other side.

Intell was okay and suffered only a few bruises on his legs from the car hitting him. Dragon took out his gun and opened the car door and got out. Steam was coming from the car's engine and the front was nealy totaled. "This time. You die." said Dragon holding up the .50 AE to Intell. Intell took out a Butter Fingers bar and some sunglasses. "If I am going out than I am going out in style." he said putting on the sunglasses cooly and ripping off a chunk of the Butterfingers bar. Another Smith and Zero entered the scene. "Just shoot me already!" said Intell flinging his hands outward.

Suddenly two grenades bounced toward the Agents. They all stared at it without any emotion. The grenades exploded and the Agents shielded their eyes with their arms. Aquin appeared dressed in white monk-like robes and grabbed Intell."What a hero." said Intell. "Lets go home." said Aquin dragging him off.

---Conclusion---

By the time the effects of the flash bang grenades weared off it was too late. Intell was already exited out of the system.


"He can't stay out forever." said Agent Dragon looking at a phone that lay inside a person's home of the building that the car crashed into. "Yes." said Another Smith. "Our time will come soon again." Zero's eyes were red but Another Smith and Dragon's eyes were not. "Wish I had some sunglasses." Zero said. "They don't help." said Another Smith. "They just make you blind."

**kick butt music plays**

**screen goes black**

**fade in**

The Architect Knn Knn sits in his chair watching the screens and drinking wine. "Time to watch something else." he says hitting a button on his silver pen. A poker game appeared on the hundreds of tiny screens.


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Credits


Intell-Now with a Pentium II processor!

Dee-In the hospital still after injuries suffered from Dragon

Aquin-Warrior monk goes back to Asia.

Knn Knn-Still watches poker and other card games on the little TV screens.

Agent Dragon- Still thinking about more crap to write...

Another Smith-Still fighting off hordes of fangirls...nominated as most determined Agent of the year!

Agent Zero-Still getting plently of love from fangirls...got nominated as cutest Agent of the year!


**fade out**

Knn Knn sits in chair and watches a replay of what happened. He sighs audibly. Dee's voice is heard. "So when shall we have another chase?" he asked. "How bout next week." said Knn. "I love chase scenes." he said.


Ahhh Dee is a double agent! Unexpected...

That's pretty kewl Lots of fun. And I get to be a kick-butt operator working some righteous hacks! Awesome

CaptPostMod wrote:

That's pretty kewl Lots of fun. And I get to be a kick-butt operator working some righteous hacks! Awesome

Why thankyou Captn! **takes a bow before the audience**

I will write some more soon. This time Dee will come back and kick some butt along with the Agents. More hacks by the Captn and Aquin will return along with Knn Knn and the others! It is coming out in a week. I will write other works until then perhaps. I was thinking maybe my take on Matrix 4.

Oh and I almost forgot to say... The Agents [me included] and Dee will be under the affects of your hacks again in the upcoming sequel. These new hacks will be funny and cute. **puts thinking cap on**

I won't read it unless I see my screen name written in your story!

Cool story!

Flash bangs are my fav

th3 p4th wrote:

I won't read it unless I see my screen name written in your story!

You are gonna be in the next part of the story along with Neo1 and MobilAve and The First One. All three of you will be very important in next story.

If anyone else wants to appear in the Sequel than just tell me and you will get a place in the story.


I am working on the next story already guys!

Hmm. Fangirls, eh? Must be post-Rev. I owe them though. Nice door hack. PostMod is better than Link! I aim to stay more underground in the sequels (and dress like agents again )

AgentDragon wrote:

th3 p4th wrote: I won't read it unless I see my screen name written in your story! You are gonna be in the next part of the story along with Neo1 and MobilAve and The First One. All three of you will be very important in next story. If anyone else wants to appear in the Sequel than just tell me and you will get a place in the story. I am working on the next story already guys!

YEEEEES! Thank you! You are the best!

Bump for the split.

th3 p4th wrote:

Bump for the split.

You moved it into it's own little thread. How nice of you!

AgentDragon wrote:

th3 p4th wrote: Bump for the split. You moved it into it's own little thread. How nice of you!

Note:I am currently suffering from a bout of writer's block.

But not to worry! I will try to the next story out soon! I already got a paragraph done! A paragraph! Gee thats alot done!

Well at least I got the main idea down!

I can't wait!