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Neo's speak to the founders of the 7th Zion  

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- "You are the 16 beautiful women and 7 ugly men I have choosen to rebuild Zion."

- "Don't mind the 250 000 dead bodies, the machines will send someone to clean it up"

- "You have recieved full training, downloaded to your brains, on how to operate the sophisticated machinery you have available here. By the way, the machines asked me to tell you to treat their equipment with respect."

- "You have also got a really cool computer mainframe, but before you can start using it you must change the access codes, and later the machines will try to guess them. It's a little game they play."

- "In approximately 100 years we are going to have a rave party and we are going to need alot of people there to make some noise. Since the human reproduction cycle is so lengthy, we'll have to free people who feel they have a splinter in their mind from the matrix."

- "After the rave, everybody will be killed, and it will all start over again. Any questions? Good. Let's go!"

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-...and if anyone asks, i was never here and i never told you this...

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And why must there always be a limit to everything?

Why 16 women and 7 men? Why not all the women and none of the men?

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Fertilization does not occur after 2 women have oral sex with each other =0Þ

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My point was that Neo could, if he wanted, be the single male in a cave full of beautiful girls...

But just to argue, I'll say:

Fertilization is not needed in Zion. They expand their numbers by freeing people from the matrix.

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Wait a minute ....... . There are 250000 people in Zion which is 1% of the population in the Matrix . But that number also includes all the people that were born in Zion which makes the number of people being freed very small .
Of course , when you say that 1% of the population does not accept the Matrix , it does not mean that 1% of the people will be freed from the Matrix .

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True or false?

Zion is real (not a MWAM)

Zion has only existed once

Most of the people in Zion are freed from the matrix (not born there)

Zion has been around for more than 100 years

The year is around 2199

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- "We are dancing descendants of evil humans, who started and lost the war well-deserved.... At least the winners' Archives say so."

- "I am Quaternity, this is my husband Neotoo. We will help the machines to kill you and to build Zion 8"

- "To your right you see a pile of cold bodies, sparking up the American dream"

- "To your left you see the sculptures of emp and drnima. They found out that Zion is just another Matrix" Cool

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To your right , the door will lead you to JLo's bedroom . To your left , the door will lead you to Briteny Spears' bedroom .... decisions decisions . I wish I could make my own matrix .

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Since all choices are deceits, all doors lead to Christina Aguilera...


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a) Britney Spears is just the product of her mother
b) "Neo" (anagram) "One", "Britney Spears" (anagram) "Best PR in years"

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I would have stayed and smoked the Architect's dual-bong and learned alot more about AI.

"Fuck the doors and choice. Fuck them up their stupid asses."

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Did you guys see the parody on the MTV Music Awards ? I thought it was pretty funny .

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Saw  

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Saw it, was OK.

Will be added on the Matrix Reloaded DVD

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Surprised Coolest avatar picture. Ever. Cool

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hi everyone. i'm a newcomer. i too am a crazed fan of the matrix. may i join you guys on this mission/dream/? Cool by the way, i saw the awards, and i was laughing my ass off.

thanks.

p.s. left door, a happy life, right door........keanu reeves Very Happy

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im new 2 Smile craZED matrix fan

Matrix_Girl_Niobe_ Inevitable? Yes. Fate? No. 11.5
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Glad to get more ladies here .

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I thought the female:male ratio is 16 females to 7 males + 1 admin.

Oh, we aren't in the Matrix, dammit!

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knnknn wrote:

I thought the female:male ratio is 16 females to 7 males + 1 admin.

Oh, we aren't in the Matrix?


Who was in charge for this ratio? Is it a womans lib idea to get the dominance visible? Or is it a Macho-style to reqire more than two ladies per male? Are perhaps 9 females enjoying themselves (I got stuck with monogamy)? ... and nobody cares for the admin, which is neuter Shocked

... there is an amazing way out ...
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Maybe this is a gentic thing. Humans have 46 chromosomes, 23 pairs.

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Thats it folks my door leads to Agent Smith, I really can't stop myself he's calling to me - I must go to him----He's just sssooooooo sexy!!!!!!! Wink Wink Very Happy Cool

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O.K so no one is going to carry this one on?
AGENT SMITH tells me that he's had his eye on me for quite some time and that he would personally like to oversee my training to be the first female AGENT - How could I possibly refuse?
He's standing there all 6ft of half-man, half-machine WoW, those eyes, that mouth... this could be the start of something BIG...
He leads me to his office... Now you begin your training..... Very Happy

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WTF? An English agent-slut? Yez!

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emp wrote:

WTF? An English agent-slut? Yez!
HEY emp, less of the slut - this is role-play and I'm NO slut Very Happy Cool

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emp wrote:

WTF? An English agent-slut? Yez!
HEY emp, less of the slut - this is role-play and I'm NO slut Very Happy Cool


Sorry, I'm just an electromagnetic pulse designed to disrupt your signals. I know nothing of your personal life, but if your were slutty, I would still not judge you. Sluts are people too.

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