»Matrix by Microsoft«

hmm all this catastrophic system failure and systemic anomoly stuff points to the fact that the matrix is designed my microsoft... think about it

Microsoft - evil corperation bent on world domination and stompuing out the competition (Apple)

Matrix - evil control system bent on stamping out the competiton (Zion)

Microsoft - led by spikey ugly asshole bill gates

Matrix - led (at least represented by) spiky freaky looking thing that talks to Neo

Microsoft - Gets sued for trying to take over the market

Martix - well... umm... theres the part where.... nevermind...


as you can see the matrix is designed by microsoft...

OOH i almost forgot


the first version of the martix was perfect

the new one isnt

windows 3.1 was perfect

windows 95-98 SUCK

Well, if we think like it, the first version was the 3.1, the second was the 95, the third 98, the fourth ME, the fifth 2000, and finally we are in the sixth version Windows XP.... hm... never mind, I forgot the windows 94....
well, but there must be some connection, anyway ...

You have of course seen matrix-xp.com...?

Well worth the download

marl64 wrote:

You have of course seen matrix-xp.com...? Well worth the download

I totally agree with you, this is something I'd love to do myself - a Matrix spoof, I've talked about it for weeks with my friends, but unfortunately that's as far as we have got!!

Are you following me around or something?

Another Smith wrote:

This is something I'd love to do myself - a Matrix spoof, I've talked about it for weeks with my friends, but unfortunately that's as far as we have got!!

And who would you play?

You don't have that Hugo Weaving Hairline or do you?


P.S. I found his Hugo Weaving's comments on making the burly brawl hillarious - essentially (ie quoting from memory) "Having all these doubles about really brings it home how much my Hairline has receeded"

I don't have a receeding hairline - I have Trinity style hair and I'd have to play a female Agent..... and no I'm not following you around, dammit. If a post changes I read it, If I have anything to add then I'll add it. Is that ok with you

Another Smith wrote:

Is that ok with you

Sure, I have to check these things, you've got to be careful of Forum Stalkers you know

Somehow I'd always pictured you as a trinity type, but I think that's expected on a Matrix Forum.

I would suggest you could be trinity posessed by Smith, but I wouldn't want to feed your fantasy

You can feed it as much as you like - i've got a huge imagination...

Spoon Kid wrote:

hmm all this catastrophic system failure and systemic anomoly stuff points to the fact that the matrix is designed my microsoft... think about it as you can see the matrix is designed by microsoft...

... well... I hope time is still closer to 1999 than to 2199; again... you should get confirmation from