»crap from "Sati's Purpose"«

sati is an indian her purpose is to be very hairy
i mean her name is sati as in satay
u no like the curry
so basicly she is sati or satay the indian curry

Well the real question here people is....
What exactly is the matrix?

Ok peoples, i just got off the phone to satee, shes satays sister. She is seriously thinking some wtfage with all the moaning about her in the movie. She said to stop talking about her (i think shes a bit insecure...)
She also said to try her with rice, and she goes well with some soi sauce
We can all jump to conclusions that the matrix isnt real, so why are we talking about the people in it being real and having real purposes?

Ummm excuse me Pants....do you want to fight?
To all the Matrix nerdazoids out there join me and we can take down this non-matrix-guy!
Grab your black leather boots and jackets, grab your kool shades and follow me

but it is real we are in it right now
me and these other people on this forum are trying to get out so we can party in zion. we have been workin very had to crack the code and get out. these topics are helping us get ideas on how to get out as most of us dnt like this fake world.
the matrix does have u, it has me 2 and i want out. so like agent smith i am trying to crack the code for zion letting me get out. if any1 alse here can help me please let me no as we are almost out. when we have escaped ill get the rest of u out.
till then sit tight and dnt let the evil agents no of our plan

the matrix has us all we must get out

omg we cracked the code

while me and ma good mate agent smith popped some whack arse pills and ended up flying in zion
we have seen the light and now no there is a way out
ill come get u soon

to exit please send the zion code to 555877630 on your phone
the code is 12345 have a nice day
msg from zion end...
%%^GS..
AFS
protocall syntax error~!..!
please state correct coding proto 55467772

Exsqueeze me. I just spoke to Mr.Zion and he said that he tricked you. Mr.Zion just made a funny little escape looking thingo trap to trick you just to prove how sneaky the matrix is. IF you want the real code, i know it. Im an ex con and i did my time in Zionville. Call 0439376512 if you want the code. Sell me your body for a night in exchange for the code.

or pop a couple of these and get there for free
i charge $50 a hit
and trust me this shit will last for hours
its premium i get it from a mari in flaxmere so u no its sum good shit

What would u believe? If you took his red pills you may get the truth. But the blue pills....give you cronic dioherria. The choice is yours

Lets have a show of hands shall we....
Who here thinks that the Star Wars Saga craps all over the Matrix Trilogy?
I for one raise my hand.

na man u take both just wash it down wil some liquid x
ull have a split head but it trips hard

tho i suggest maby snort blue smoke red thats always good

for three raise my furry little bald stump. I would have to say the graphics in the matrix were terrible. I could make better pics in MS paint and animate it in some animation program.

SHOTGUN taking the orange pills. They take you to matrix world where you can fly around with neo and the ewoks. Gives you thrush from your mouth tho..Its worth it. It tastes good

oi fuk u i made that sceen in matrix 2 with all the smiths fighting neo

altho i got it by taking a dump into a fan and letting it seep into some paper

but do u think u could do any better i think not

(i had to eat curry for 6 weeks to get it squidgy enuf)

Curry is the lesbian sister of satay so how you got to eat her out i dont know....I ate satay..she didnt seemt to mind. She blew me. Thats how i got the neo scene at the end you phuck so phuck off and get some real skill nub

she was asleep alrite
it still counts, it still counts

Whoa Resistance Dodge That?
LoL!
Who'd thought that Neo could fly....

The music was pretty kool in the Matrix....I liked it

Yeah it reminded me of the oompa loompa dance from alice in wonderland. I am for one proud to say i bopped my head to them phat beets. Them loves songs would put stevie wonder to shame. Tuchee mactchtrix tuchee

Amen my polyester-pants-wearing friend

I wear them pants when i watch the matchtricks. I like the tight sensation i get when i see neo and his ewok feud scenes

Man Morpheus is soo hot when he is giving his ub3r 1337 speech to the zionions at that massive cave rave

Well, as my most exellent friend "Theodore Logan" said, and i quote "Party on dudes"

its good to see this place hasnt been taken over by a bunch of fucking retards...much

I know. its great. Ive been keeping all the random losers under control. With my neo brain powers and balls of steel i can keep the stupidity out of here

im sorry im a nerd with no life and that i think the matrix is real and that i need to spend all my time trying to let people no that i no heaps about it

the more i no the more u no then the more i no then the more u no then the more i no then the more u no then...