»a matrix joke I created«

Jermaine101 wrote:

looks_comfortable wrote: Sophia Stewart eats so much, she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE! " LOL!

Thanks, man, I thought it was funny, too.

Best Regards,
footloosi....whoops I mean....looks_comfortable

So Neo and Morpheus walk into a Matrix bar.

Neo: "If the Matrix isn't real, why do we get drunk?"

Morpheus: "You'll figure it out when you sober up in M2 and see what Trinity really looks like."

Trinity is pretty she probably is hotter in M1 than in M2 and M3 but I never thought we'd get to see the sex scene.

its some kinda lol! some of jokes were some were but guys, it doesn't matter, bec. i know that some of u work hard for that!

Quote:

Neo comes to a restaurant and orders soup. After a while a waiter brings him the soup. Neo searches something on the table and then says: "There's no spoon."

And the waiter would be JIM CARREY.He says here is your spooon taking a spoon from his mouth(Scene from Bruce almighty).Isin't this funny

Agent Johnson breaks down the metal door and Agent Jackson and Thompson stand by him. Suddenly a dart flies through the air and hits Johnson in the neck. Agent Johnson: [pulls dart out of neck] What the crap! [he looks around] [Agent Thompson and Jackson get darted in the neck too] [They fall down on the floor at the EXACT same time] [Neo stares down at the Agents] [Neo looks up to see Trinity holding a tranquilizer gun and she gives Neo a big grin and then does the moon walk]

LOL!

In the interrogation room. Agents Brown and Jones hold down Neo. Smith puts the shrip looking bug on Neo's abdomen. The bug starts to burrow inside Neo but gets stuck. The Agents stand shocked. Agent Smith: What the....what did you eat? Neo: I had noodles....lots of noodles.

The bug's tail thrashes but then something wierd happens.
Bug: HELP MEE!

Agents: IT TALKS! :
Bug: SAVE MEEEEE! [the bug continues to scream for help in a a squeaky and very high pitched voice]

Neo: Ahhhh! I have a talking shrimp stuck...IN MY NAVEL!



Here is another one....

Agent Brown hyper-jumps up staright into the air off of the roof. One policeman stops to watch Brown and then another one while still running but watching Brown and not paying attention bumps into the 1st policeman and he falls to his death. The process repeats until all of the policemen are dead. Brown did not jump far enough and gravity takes hold of him and he falls to his death. Trinity looks out the window. "Why did he jump into the air like THAT!"


**smirks** LOL!

Oh I laught and I laugh this joke maybe for 10 minutes and sometime I remember it and I laught alone ...like totally stupid!

the WAZZZZUUUPP! is very great too!

i have to say fantastic, some really funny stuff.

This happens in Matrix 1 when Neo meets Morpheus:

Morpheus: choose one of this pills

Neo:(points at the blue pill) that one !

Morpheus: Ummm.... are you sure

Neo: yeah yeah come on!

Morpheus: ok.... say is that an agent behind you?

Neo: Oh shit!. wait theres no one.... THUMP! (morpheus hits Neo and makes him swallow the blue pill).

The joke begins with Seraph calling Neo to meet the Oracle.Neo enters Matrix.Seraph takes Neo to the Oracle and they all move to the restaurant.Every one gets seated.The waiter comes to take the order Oracle orders cookies,Seraph chinese noodles and Neo orders for cold coffee.Waiter leaves and comes with their orders.Oracle and seraph starts eating,Neo too begins sipping the cold coffee.All of the sudden neo starts shouting OMA(OH MY ARCHITECT) it's hot and he yells for a while and later he settles down.Then he asks Oracle.What the hell happened to me.Why did i felt cold coffee hot.Wat's wrong with me.Oracle says " The power of ONE extends all the way from here to the Source.On which the coffee was made".You felt the Source(BURNER OF THE STOVE).
If you find this funny don't hesitate,LOL

I thought it was good!