»OH MY GOD!«

Wow....I knew that there were sexual references playfully stated in the Matrix trio, but once i turned on the subtitles on EtM, during the Ghost/Trin scene, I was silent for at least an hour. (Quotes are paraphrased.)

Trin: When are we gonna find you a girlfriend?
Ghost: I'm dedicated to a higher purpose, onanism.
Trin: Is that why so many saints are blind?
Ghost: Celibacy is a hands on job.

NOTE: I'm not sure if it's appropiate, so look up these words if you don't know what they mean.

Celibacy, Onanism.

yea i was a bit shocked when i listened to that the first time too. nasty.

personally i thought that was one of the funniest lines in both the game and the trilogy

What sexually repressed people!

Y'know about 97% of people do it and the other 3% are lying

Yes, it is one of the funniest lines in the game. Certainly the funniest line not to be said by Sparks anyway. Ghost rocks....

Amadeus wrote:

Wow....I knew that there were sexual references playfully stated in the Matrix trio, but once i turned on the subtitles on EtM, during the Ghost/Trin scene, I was silent for at least an hour. (Quotes are paraphrased.) Trin: When are we gonna find you a girlfriend? Ghost: I'm dedicated to a higher purpose, onanism. Trin: Is that why so many saints are blind? Ghost: Celibacy is a hands on job. NOTE: I'm not sure if it's appropiate, so look up these words if you don't know what they mean. Celibacy, Onanism.

Sorry for the ignorance, but I looked for "onanism" and did not find the meaning: what 's onanism?

this is what dictionary.com says...it would be more fun for you to read it on your own...

PiukNeo wrote:

Sorry for the ignorance, but I looked for "onanism" and did not find the meaning: what 's onanism?

It's when you spank the monkey, wack the weasel, aka masturbate.

El Escogido wrote:

PiukNeo wrote: Sorry for the ignorance, but I looked for "onanism" and did not find the meaning: what 's onanism? It's when you spank the monkey, wack the weasel, aka masturbate.

LOL So I guess now it gives the flash game "Spank the Monkey" on addictinggames.com a whole new outlook then. Hehe you people sicken me.

Allone, i always wondered, is your sig a picture of you or a really crappy picture of Neo. (perhaps that was his crack day...?)

Anubis1441 wrote:

Allone, i always wondered, is your sig a picture of you or a really crappy picture of Neo. (perhaps that was his crack day...?)

Damn, we got a hater, lol.

golfb88 wrote:

LOL So I guess now it gives the flash game "Spank the Monkey" on addictinggames.com a whole new outlook then. Hehe you people sicken me.

lol

Anubis1441 wrote:

Allone, i always wondered, is your sig a picture of you or a really crappy picture of Neo. (perhaps that was his crack day...?)

its me, i guess i look like a crappy, cracked out neo.

If that shocks you and not the fact that larry wachowski is a fuckyn shemale then you are one dumb Fuck
Larry wachowski

I'm pretty sure that this forum has a place for discussions of larry's sexuality, and this thread isn't it.
Begone, Hijacker troll!

But yeah, it was really funney, because at first I thought Onanism must be some oriental philosophical thing, and then I looked it up and found out that it's the meaning of life itself.

Pyrite wrote:

But yeah, it was really funney, because at first I thought Onanism must be some oriental philosophical thing, and then I looked it up and found out that it's the meaning of life itself.

lol

what scene is this? *goes back to beat etm with ghost and not niobe* i always enjoy the scene with the pero and niobe

~_A Splinter In Your Mind wrote:

i always enjoy the scene with the pero and niobe

am with you there! only reason why you buy it!

Deeindamatrix wrote:

~_A Splinter In Your Mind wrote: i always enjoy the scene with the pero and niobe am with you there! only reason why you buy it!

i see both of you are also dedicated to the onanism then..

no onanism more like i wanna get allupinem

well you have to remember that ghost is somewhat of a buddest monk.

Ghost Rocks

And the scene with Persephone and Niobe is great. it one of them onanism moments

A better scene would have been the Smith-clones pulling off bukake on Persephone.

Sorry I am being way out of line here, but I can't help controlling my dirty mind. That's the part I cannot free yet

Mobil_Ave_Neo wrote:

A better scene would have been the Smith-clones pulling off bukake on Persephone. Sorry I am being way out of line here, but I can't help controlling my dirty mind. That's the part I cannot free yet

LOL

Yeah, I had to look up what onanism meant, but when I did I laughed my ass off and had to watch the fmv again and again!

I loved Ghost before, but after that scene, I loved him even more! I wish I was his girlfriend so bad now... it's NOT FAIR!

oooh, do i detect a crush brewing venus LOL

Oh yeah.... I LOVE Ghost! Sigh... yes, huge crush!

She (Trinity) should lend him a hand shouldn't she?

That's the least she could give the poor bastard.

If she does it inside Ghost's personal processing unit, then she wouldn't even be cheating on Neo, because it's a simulation so not real LOL