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This is an excerpt from my recent blog at my site, ArchWired.com (which has nothing to do with the Matrix).

Thought you guys and gals would appreciate it:

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Completely off-subject: I recently rented all three Matrix movies. I had seen the first one years ago, but never the last two. OK, the last two movies got panned by the critics. However, if you like a good mind-bending Sci-Fi story, I do recommend this trilogy, as well as an excellent Matrix website which explains lots of theories and plot lines, in case you get confused (which is easy). These films also have terrific dark wave/goth-inspired soundtracks.

In addition, the supernatural Hong-Kong style Kung Fu combined with high action chases and the the high-tech Sci-Fi plot is brilliant, not to mention of course the special effects and the cool outfits. I wish there was more than a trilogy; I could watch more of these! I do love the supernatural Kung-Fu stuff (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, etc). It's so much fun! Having done some Aikido (years ago), I know how difficult that stuff can be; I take my hat off to those actors. I'm looking forward to renting the Kill Bills as well, one of these days, as I'm a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films (despite the violence). Maybe one day, Uma and Keanu will team up in a Kung-Fu action movie. Wouldn't that be fun? I can just see it now: "Kill Smith Vol I: The Bride of Neo." Coming soon to theaters everywhere. Actors, get your ice packs ready, the stunt wires are waiting!

Wait! No this topic is NOT completely off subject! Keanu plays an orthodontist in his next film. I'm not kidding; really he does. The film is called Thumbsucker and is due out in Fall 2004. Read about it in IMDB.com. Unfortunately, I don't think he'll be doing any martial art orthodontics. After all, the film is called Thumbsucker, not Enter The MouthTrix.

However, a film with Hong-Kong style Kung Fu orthodontics could be....interesting, to say the least! The ortho flies through the air, does a flip, and (hi-ya!) your brackets are on faster than you can blink an eye! Stunt Arch Wires! This could indeed be a trilogy! Our lead character is named Neortho. He realizes an evil plot by organic nanobots to make everyone's teeth crooked and ruin their self-esteem, thereby destroying humanity. He must enter the Mouthtrix to fight the nanobots. The trilogy is called: Enter the Mouthtrix, The Mouthtrix Debanded and Mouthtrix: Final Adjustments. It's like a splinter in your gums! Whatcha think, Keanu?

L O L O L O L O L
genius!

Hello Neo! i'm ortheus. and this is dentinity...

Ortheus and Dentinity....Damn, wish I'd thought of that! LOL!


By the way, I guess I'm just a BIT slow on the uptake....last night I realized that NEO is "ONE" with the letters switched around. DUH!

So do I. That was a good topic, though, Lynnzee.

What?
How long have I been gone for?

Where has everyone gone?

Another Smith is back....

Another Smith wrote:

What? How long have I been gone for? Where has everyone gone?

*** Sound of Wind ***

(tumbleweed bounces by)

*** In the distance a bell tolls ***


@LynnZee

Nice post, welcome to the board.

Is MeX really suffering death throes?

Where are all the good posters gone?

I am really sad that it has come to this...

I keep popping back here into the Matrix, I just can't seem to stay away. It is really good that I am a Free Agent and still be able to pop in and out of the Matrix whenever I choose...
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