»Hello There...«

Agent Zero wrote -

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was busy with my life....in the real world. i was working hard all week! filling containers for orphans in malawi.

This really has shattered my illusions regarding your Agent persona..

So you're a good guy in the real world....nice to hear it!

yah im a good guy in the real world yet bad hear....quite and conundrum isnt it?

Well I'm a good girl in the real world...
And a bad girl here..looks like we were made for each other

seems like we were! ha

Seems you know what I'm talking about?

we are always on the same page

No not always Zero....

*Touches earpiece*

Where is Neoprogram ? He owes me and Crossfade 2 kidneys...I will extract them

lookin for me?

*standing behind Another Smith with gun drawn*

Because I've been looking for you.

Looks like you found me...*turns and disarms Neoprogam*

What you going to do....*plunges hand into Neoprograms chest*

Muahahahaha

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Looks like you found me...*turns and disarms Neoprogam* What you going to do....*plunges hand into Neoprograms chest* Muahahahaha

Oooooh yeah...Push it in further!

LMAO!

Hopefully my unexpected reaction will cause you to freak out and release me. If not, possibly I can offer you a plate full of 2 month old biscuits?

Wait a second, you just unclogged my arteries! Thank you Another Smith, thank you.

*hits Another Smith over head with plate biscuits were sitting on and runs away after stepping in another pile of gum*

What a hard day.

Dammit...
You're not out yet...

*zero crashes through window*

i guess i could of used the door....oh well

i got him*grabs neoprogram* squirmy little bugger aint he another smith....will you do the honers?

You ask too many questions, Zero. *throws head back and smashes Zero in the nose* Well I gotta go. *grabs random table and smashes it over Zero's head before jumping out of a 2 story window and landing on my feet to run away*

Agents are becoming a joke. Maybe you need some upgrades?

*picks up phone*

Neoprogram wrote -

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Agents are becoming a joke. Maybe you need some upgrades?

Well, you asked for an upgraded Agent...here I am...

*Grabs Neoprogram....*

Ahhh, don't like that do you?

*takes out VERY large knife and begins to remove kidneys*

Thankyou, I've been expecting these...

*Neoprogram is dead* muahahaha