»The Disk«

And just think, The Architect watches Neo too from his little monitors...

GAA! *covers face with hands* That's NOT an image I wanted to see. Wow a thousand Neo's doing God-knows-what. The Architect must be a very happy lech!

If I were The Architect, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face when Neo walks into his chamber and has the conversation with him.

Imagined scene:
Architect (thinking): YES! The Object of my Fantasies is finally here in the room with me, and if I can stall him long enough...
Neo: Why am I here.
Architect (thinking): I'll just have to talk fancy, and try to convince him that Trinity's going to die for sure. Then he can stay here with me! *giddy* Mine all mine all mine all mine!
Architect: You're life has been the remainder of...
Neo: ?
Architect (thinking): I just want to rip that sexy dress of you right now. COME TO ME!
Neo: You still haven't answered my question.
Architect (thinking): If you just come over here, you sexy beast, I'll answer ALL of your questions for you...(thinking about nuzzling Neo's neck)
Architect (restraining himself): Quite right, that was quicker than the others.
Architect (thinking): But the other's weren't nearly as sexy as you. Oh NEO!
Neo (thinking): Dammit...this guy's sure taking his time. Why doesn't he just GET TO THE POINT. Why is he looking at me like that?
Architect (thinking): Oh rest my beating heart! And my...other beating body part.
Neo (noticing this and trying not panic): The problem is choice.
Architect (surveying Neo with satisfaction): Yessss...The door to your right leads back to the Matrix, where you can save Trinity--
Neo (seeing screens): TRINITY!
Architect (continuing): And the door to your left leads to my bedroom. As you addiquetely put it, the problem is choice.
Neo: ....
*Neo suddenly sprints to the right door*
Architect (lunging after him): NOOOO! Wait! You're so sexy! Come back my little equation! I must BALANCE you!
*Neo dissappears through the light in the door.*
Architect (furious): NOOOO!
*silence*
Architect: Dammit. His preddicesors were easier to seduce.

Splintey: That concludes my wonderful tale. *bows*

LMAO. Classic. That should definately go in the Fanfic forum.

Arigato! It's wonderful to bring out my pervie side on the forum. (^_^)

haha, hilarious.. although slightly disturbing!

if i were the tech i would laugh at how many times he "plesured himself" LOL i love it....

Neo: who are you why am i here
Tech:Laughs for 20 minutes
Neo:why are youi laughing
Tech:you masterbate too much
Neo:cries and runs away to the right
Tech:wait no
then he laughs more

the end

The Architect scares me. All of those TVs and so many pervie ways to use them! He must spy on all of the people having sex all over the world. (O_o) NOOOO!

Great stuff splintey u shud start making sum fanfiction, love ta hear more

Echelon wrote:

If you zoon in on your DVD player you can read the word "SEX" written on the disk label. No bullshit, see for yourself.

Dodge wrote:

i just done the old zoom in and it clearly says "police" Sorry to burst your bubble

And it's written at other forums that it's written AI on it.

I can't understand why they can't read what's written but instead imagine things.

Well, seeing that this was dropped a year and a half ago, maybe they already checked it. LOL!

Edit: Now, was this one addressed to satisfaction?: