»A sign the matrix is real:«

A sign the matrix is real:

There is an insurance company called matrix direct. hmmm.. I wonder if the oracle gets that

Yes it seems you have found out the secret that we didnt want anyone to know....you must be erased from the system....*pulls out gun*

*grabs beach chair and sunglasses* I'm here to watch the fun...don't miss Agent Zero

I never miss*aims gun and fires* OH CRAP I MISSED....

goodness agent zero, you have worse aim than i do, he was standing freakin 5 feet in front of you!

let me try again *point and shoots* HAHA i got him....he is sqeurming alot....MUHAHA

Good shot...
*proceeds to cut off fingers*

*grabs hands so another smith can cut off fingers* there you go, we make a fomatible team!

Now hold down those legs..that like to do so much running away....

i know here...*startd cutting off left foot* that should slow him down alittle....

Ok Mr. Pri-son-er...what good is momentum if you are unable to run?

Shall we leave him with one leg?
It would be most amusing to watch him trying to hop away...Muahaha

God, I'm feeling reckless and evil tonight....and BTW so much better...

good me too....i think we should just let him go footless and without fingers!

Yes...Yes...Yes... I like that Zero.
Your training is almost complete...

good....oooh*check earpiece* it seems we have a groub of them in the system....shall we procide to kick there butts?

Nothing stopping us...who is babydoll?

There is a problem...

I think you might wanna meet me before you dismember me.

*50 of the 200 michaels walk in with automatics*

Babydoll is what i told my AI to call me, i tried to get him to call me really gay names but he wouldnt so babydoll is funny. he says Hi babydoll everytime i talk to him....its hilarious!


And humans cannot replicate, only smith can do that. But no one has seen smith in a long time. only another smith trained with him. she might know how to replicate but i only think smith has that power. You make me laugh Mr. Prisoner. Now i think you better run, cause everyone who stands against a agent has died all but neo.

*uses his mp5 and shoots everyone

Oh now come on Mirra, call yourself a Matrix fan? you forgot to say 'Dodge this!' BEFORE shooting them all!....back to Matrix school for you dude!

matrix is weak...but sure they can try to dodge bullets anytime... (i play too much americas army and raven shield to miss )

Hello Mr. Mirra...You have exactly the qualities we need for Agent training...Think about it and get back to us....

Ask your bot who loves babydoll!

i already am an agent...but not of your order

Which order are you affiliated with Mr. Mirra?

yes please tell us....