»The matrix: Changed«

Neo gets a phone call from Morpheous.

Neo: Hello
Morphous: Do you want to know what the matrix is?
(neo thinks morpheous is a telemarketer)
Neo: already got that movie
Morpheous: youre in it
Neo: what a wonderful imagination, look your not selling me something i already own
Morpheous: The agents want you
Neo: Piss off *click*

*agents knock at his door*
Agent: Mr. anderson
(neos thoughts: what a bad day.. an asshole telemarketer and now the fbi is going to arrest me?)
Neo: you need a warrent to arrest me
Agent: no we dont
Neo: piss off
*he calls his local fbi field office*

Neo: some fbi agent came to arrest me without a warrent
FBI oper: ok we will handle them
Neo: Thanks

Morpheous come to pick him up

Neo: hey whos this
Morpheous: the person you told to piss off
Neo: ahhh.. Telemarketer seliing a copy of this dvd i already own by force!
Morpheous: you need to understand that the matrix is real. The movie is what the real world is. you are not in a real world
Neo: yes i am you matrix freak!
Morpheous: no your not
Neo: look if we were in a matrix, we would see agents, oracles, neo, arichtects, merovingis, bullets spitting circles.. but we dont now dont we?
Morpheous: you need to check out matrix-explained.com because there is one oracle and mero.
Neo: okay, you watch the matrix alot thats good for you
Morpheous: i do more than watch it. I live in it. There is a place called zion
Neo: There goes those goddamn FBI agents again!
Morpheous(watching neo get arrested): i told ya
Neo(talking to agent): ok i didnt know talking about a movie was a crime.
Matrix 1 goes how it does from here

hmmm...reading that makes me want to shoot you for some reason*pulls out gun* now i recomend running....we have been trying to catch you for some time now. You have elluded us for the last time.

This mind is incredibly delusional..

He keeps coming back for MORE..

Telemarketers? Not again dammit!

isnt that a neat begining

and you're going to have a neat and tidy ending!

its about as neat....as a gun in your mouth. Now as you well now know the agents of THIS system have a problem with you....what will you do about it.

does this mean you migh ban me off the boards for a week for posting my opinion

I was speaking more on the line of us catching you so we can get the access codes to zion....or maybe helping us get the man who does....

No one has ever been banned off these boards...

Think we're going to give up a battery?

I would rather lose one battery to get the codes than sit in this zoo any longer

You will never find me... remeber i can move thru the system and no one sees me

That's what you have been made to believe...muahaha

yes you are human, not a programed agent like us.

i am a program too...


i ois a haxxor


my file path

1024//people/misc/agenttrainer.person
executed by: c:/matrix.exe

I believe you were once part of the resistance. I think your childish games are over*removes sunglasses* now Mr. Prisoner are we going to have a problem, or are you going to help me and another smith?

remeber... i aint no battery..

appearence can be deceiving, i am jacked in from a ship

now bye!

*picks up ringing phone*

I will be waiting for you next time Mr. Prisoner

The Prisoner wrote -

Quote:

remeber... i aint no battery.. appearence can be deceiving, i am jacked in from a ship now bye! *picks up ringing phone*

Hahahaha... A ringing phone, here?

An exit here?
How can that be? You are truly delusional, Mr. Pri-son-er...Let me help you to discover EXACTLY where you are....

The trace program is running....we will find the ship soon, i have dispatched the sentinals they will take care of them for us.

Did you feed the Sentinels before you let them out?

They were rather hungry

Of course not....they need to find there own food....MUHAHAHA

Excellent, that's what I wanted to hear!

*checks earpiece* it seems they have found the ship....What should we order, a strike or to wait it out and have them follow the ship?

I thinl we should order a pizza...no meat on it though...*touches earpiece*

Oh, that order...erm...order the Sentinels to watch the ship, and report any kind of activity directly to us

ok will do*talks into collar* done pizzas on its way my love! oh and the sentanels are standing by....they weill report whats going on.