»The Merovingian's Rules Of Ownership.«

Heh, I got the idea for this from the T-shirts I've seen of "The Toddler Rules of Ownership," or "The Dogs' Rules of Ownership."

**************************************

If I covet it, it's mine.

Hell, if it SEE it, it's mine.

If I have it locked up in my dungeon making dozens of keys, it's mine.

If it's lying unconcious in the Mobil Ave. Train station, it's probably mine, until either:

A: Someone brings me the eyes of the Oracle, or:

2: I am threatened at gunpoint.

If I can seduce it with aphrodisiac-laced desserts, it's mine (that ain't Betty Crocker!)

*********************************

I'll post more as I think of them!

Quote:

I have it locked up in my dungeon making dozens of keys, it's mine. If it's lying unconcious in the Mobil Ave. Train station, it's probably mine, until either: A: Someone brings me the eyes of the Oracle, or: 2: I am threatened at gunpoint.

Those 2 are my favorite. good stuff!