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Guard 1 (when Neo comes into the military building full loaded with guns): "Please remove any metallic items you're carrying, keys, loose change. Holy shit!"
 

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Yeah....and the Jedi mind trick is from Star wars....but it is not real!

The Jodo chop was a lie all along FACE IT!....God damn pull yourself together man!...IT WAS A LIE! A LIE I TELL YOU!

You call down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind
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no it cant be, it seemed so real....WHY GOD WHY?

"Dreams awaken more than our self awareness, they awaken our self-indulgence"-Me
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Pawnatron...Why do you persist?

I have my very own martial arts moves, taught to me by the Master himself...You will die...It is inevitable... (and I'm always right) Cool

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Face it man...there NEVER was a Judo chop...it was all part of a big plot by the goverment....

....Try to understand this before one of us dies. There never was a Judo chop and there never will be....NEVER!....and I will personaly make sure that it stays that way... Forever. From now on....I am....

THE KEY-MASTER!

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okay exile boy lets see you run from the bullets in my gun.

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THE KEY MASTER

So I take it you'll be wanting THE GATE KEEPER?

We can arrange a meeting...if you wish Cool

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haha yes the gate keeper....that guy is such an arragant dickhead.

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Yes, totally..
You thought that the mighty Merv was a perv....

This guy, well he takes the biscuit (not the cookies mind) Cool

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yah ive only actually met him once but man, he was a total dick....

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We have to get The Keymaster to meet with The Gatekeeper
They will not understand why, but their meeting will allow us complete freedom....*shh* I won't say any more...Yet Cool

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Yes...i understand....

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Well the Key-Master won't follow anyone or obey anybody. He is the master of Keys and he will go about his buisness and there is no stoping him....

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But you must go to THE GATEKEEPER, it is your purpose... Cool

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Yeah but Bill Murray and Dan and Egon and all the guys are gonna be there and they are the only ones that can stop The KEY MASTER!....

So you two have take them out and then i would be safe.

*sniff* *sniff* whats that smell...the key-master gets scared and vomits on Another_Smith Thumbdown

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Dammit..I have to change my suit.

You Humans are a disease...

We will deal with the Ghostbusters, they mean NOTHING.. Cool

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well...in reward for taking out the Ghostbusters I will grant you ''the key to Reykjavík'' The home town of the KEY MASTER! Thumbup

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I willest acceptest the key with mine open hand *opens hand*

Thankyou Pawnatronest....You are a true traitor to your kindest...

*runs back to show Zero* Cool

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sweet....we have the key?

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*scratches head confusedly* who's the gatekeeper? 3Tooth

You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me.
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We don't know as yet...We haven't met him yet..
I'm sure we will find out very soon Cool

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i met him yesterday....well at least he told me he was the gate keeper....AHHHH CREEPY OLD MAN ALERT!

The ONE-der Man

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u guys forget what happens when they meet right? gozar the traveler returns....i dunno how smith can take down the stay puft marshmellow man....he's one tough cookie...or marshmellow or whatever he is... I'm gonna put you in my storeroom and eat you for breakfast

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ghostbusters is a wonderful film!

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I just hit 2500 posts and I absolutely love my new title..

"AGENT SMITH GAVE ME THE POWER TO POST..."
How correct is that statement? Cool

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Nice....i like it....knnknn is the man at thinking those up!

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