»Matrix made up Story line«

I go to a telephone booth, pick up the phone, dial 0. The Operator picks up and i ask he where link is. The operator told me zelda is a game. I told him i meant the Operator of the neba. She said i need to stop watching the matrix. I told her that she isnt keeping a secret from me like that! She says i have a good imagination. And she says "for the last time we cant connect you to people in movies!". Pissed off, i throw the phone down.


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Me and Another Smith come and pick you up. We take you to a place you have never seen. Its a dark place. your scared. we shoot something into your vain....you slowly fade into a slumber. you hear laughing as you fall into a deep dark sleep. MUHAHA

I get waken up by morpheous who has just broken in. He takes me out of there and to a room. He talks with me. He tells me about the phone call i made and the fact that most people in the matrix just think its a movie. Then He as me if i want to take the blue pill or red pill. I take the red pill. (I go through what neo went through). I wake up in the real world.

that didnt happen and you know it. Morpheus is dead. we killed him yesterday. if anyone saved you it was neo that Creepy Little Bastard gets away from me us alot. but we killed morpheus.

You awaken tyo the sound of a soothing voice..
"Wake-up Prisoner...you're safe now.."
Human Males always fall for the soothing voice of a female...

Slowly you open your eyes.
Your mind is still groggy from the cocktail of drugs and you have problems adjusting your eyes to the light in the room.

Suddenly...FOCUS...."Hello Prisoner, you have divulged much information regarding the whereabouts of your companions"

Another Smith signals to Agent Zero..."Put him in holding cell 33, we may be able to extract more information from this individual."

"You're going to help us whether you want to or not Prisoner...Agent Zero, take him away...."

no prob, babe.

as i walk him to his cell he hears the sreaming of the others.

"you see all these people, they are the ones who thought they could get away from us just like you, the rotting and stink of there unwashed bodies makes me sick."

as i put you in your cell you realize something, that you will be here a ver, very long time.

MUHAHA

me and another smith sitdown and have tea

What do you want Another Smith and Agent Zero? Do you think i am the one? Oh and last week my reloaded dvd cover was stolen. It had a copy of a crappy movie instead. I hid the dvd somewhere in my room then copied it.

Nope we are pretty sure that you arnt the one. Neo is the anomaly. You are just a threat, as threat to the people who dont know this is a prison. you and all the others here will eventually be allowed back into society. only after we get you rebooted and your memories erased but that takes years. enjoy your stay.

id like to speak to the oracle.. and give me a blue pill

The oracle? Hey Honey, do we let these prisoner to talk to the oracle? i know the answer but its just funny to me he would even think of asking.

Another Smith laughs....
..."you want to speak to who? The Oracle? I think not! The Oracle will not want you to give away her location... We have implanted a tracking device so that we can track your movements...when we eventually decide we have extracted enough information out of you...."

We will find The Anomaly, and when we do, there will be no hope for your damn species....

the two agents leave thier laptop behind... it has an 802.11b card thank you..

It was logged in. I sent an emial to the oracle asking her if she can help me with getting out of the agent place

then i download some mp3s

Hey he took the bate....he is not so smart this prisoner. he will learn the hard way i guess.

As the prisoner runs from me i catch up and give him the beating of a lifetime. he cries for help but no one comes.

"You are nothing to us but a piece of crap you will never escape from this place, never."

I fight one of the agents take a gun and start shooting up the floor. I take to elevatro down. I start shooting once its opened. I run out the front door.. take a motorcycle to my house. I watch to see where the oracle should be.. I go there and i find neo...

"Agent Zero, we'll have to see what taste he has in music..Let us see what MP3s he downloaded..."

"Also, Zero...." *kiss*
"Good job...."

"What kind of music is this? Kylie Minogue?"
"My God it's worse that we first thought...we have to find him, he is a danger to the Matrix"

Wow that last punch sure did nock him out good. hes sleeping like a baby. Hes allready in the REM stage of sleep. Another Smith, what should we do with him?

Neo gives me a pill. He tells me its to disable the tracking

"Well Zero, he's dreaming at the moment that he's trying to find Neo....Muahaha...He believes he is free of us. He's going to have a rude awakening...."

Yes he sure is and thank you for that kiss

*kisses another smiths hand like a gentleman*

Its gonna be funny when he wakes up.

I find my self back in the agetn building... GODDAMNIT! ... f**k it, ill ask these people if i can become one of them... besides this place is nicer looking then zion..

Well nice to see your awake kiddo. anything to say?

do u want me to become an agent or something? Or can i call my attorney and sue you?

"Damn you Prisoner...speaK..."
"Do you want me to make you speaK?"

Another Smith right in your face...

"You want to be an Agent? Well I'm afraid that's impossible...Amazing, isn't it Agent Zero, a little pressure is applied and he wants to become one of us!..."

Well, i guees that saying is true if you cant beat em join em. No i think not prisoner. you will be here with us or the other agents a long long time.

I hear a helicopter...

Its looking at me. It starts shooting at the building killing an agent... i run out of there. I get on the helicopter and they take me to a secret localtion. They take me to a train station. The trainman tells me to get the f**k on. I do and Neo shoots the trainman and then take us to get unplugged... the rescue me and i make it to zion... away from them agents...