»two signs we are in a matrix«

I was talking to my gf.. i was going to say "matrix plaese... then she got kicked off i was going to say please disable the aol program and run aim.

There are myths of giant squids... hmmm setinals maybe?

im sorry didnt quite get that. ARE YOU ON CRACK YOU DONT MAKE SENCE.

I feel we need to make some adjustments to his program...
It's all that running...
We'll give him a short,sharp,shock...that should do the trick..
God dammit we make a great team

What internet connection does the agent building get?

Sorry, this is a dead end...

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Uh hes stil incoherent...poor thing. Maybe we should kill him. allthough we wouldnt benefit from him dieing....here lets make him not speak ever. can we do that my love?

Of course we can, he's still good to visit here even though he's unable to speaK

Yes maybe, here lets just beat him senceless. that would be soooo fun.

Don't want to get my suit or yours for that matter covered in all that goo. He will comply from now on...

in the infamous words of Mr. Burns.

Exallent.

The title of this thread was two signs we are in the Matrix...
Was he asking? Cause I think he may have found out...
ZERO & SMITH !

YES I like it. thats funny.

These threads are going to make some great stories in the comic strip...

They sure are....*checks earpiece* NEO hes in the sytem....ill get him my dear you sit and enjoy.

5 minutes later....

ok so maybe that wasnt a good idea, next time we will team up to do it. i just thought i would show off. it didnt work.

Don't forget my love, you still have to complete the Training Programme...However, I'm the teacher and I was taught by the BEST

who taught you?

Who do you think?

Surely you know the answer to that one...

yah it didnt dawn on me till after i posted it. sorry im kinda dumb today. got like 6 hours of sleep last night.

You sleep?
That's an interesting development...

Nah, I jest...You are excused, of course, my love

Yah i sleep e few hours every couple weeks. My programing need to be checked. its like a scandisk. makes sure there no bugs.

I can do that for you...

I really don't mind, and I insist

Sounds good....i think im gonna like this job:)

BAH, who sleeps? Sleep is for the weak and the tired. But caffeine fixes that annoying weakness known as fatigue.
CAFFEINE. WHERE IS MY CAFFEINE? RARGH!

whats this caffine you speak of?

Agent Zero wrote:

in the infamous words of Mr. Burns. Exallent.

Agent Zero wrote:

whats this caffine you speak of?

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COFFEE! i agree with u hungarian kid. I get said all the time that you feel more awake if u just sleep enough, and don't have too much caffeine... but it's not true. Caffeine is great!

I guess Neo has some caffeine addiction too, since "why you hardly sleep, why you live alone and (...) night after night you sit at your computer."

it is teh answer, they are all drug addicts!