»Signs your co-worker Thinks He's Neo«

Not new, but here you go anyway;

From nwc.com...

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Top 11 Signs your co-worker Thinks He's Neo 11) Refers to IT manager as "the Operator" 10) Asks to trade in his fancy VoIP phone for a rotary dial unit 9) Submits "discuss how deep the rabbit hole goes" as topic for all meeting agendas 8 ) Says, "That's an old neural data port. It's not a hickey!" 7) Refers to the network as the "Zion Mainframe" 6) Still wears the T-shirt from the 2000 BrainShare conference that says, "I took the red pill" 5) Keeps trying to plug a Cat 5 cable into the back of his head 4) Sets up a "test" server that only tests the XMatrix screensaver 3) Can read PDF file print codes 2) Adds a cookie recipe to the Oracle database, insisting, "You'll feel just fine by the time you finish eating them" 1) Suggests using an electromagnetic pulse to deal with a virus infection

Thats pretty funny stuff.

That's funny....but I would add another one:

He gives your boss the finger everytime he gets called in to his office.

LOL

Every time your co-worker has deja-vu, he gets frantic and starts shouting, "They've cut the hardline! They've cut the hardline!"

Everytime he gets a call on his cell he runs squated through the maze of cubes to an empty office.

You work on a strange hovering submarine thingy and everyone keeps telling you its the future ... that happens to me all the damn time!

CaptPostMod: I don't care if you're the messiah or not Tom, you're on the schedule to scrub the single cell protein goop out of the pots in the mess.

Tom: I must find the Oracle.

CaptPostMod: Don't sh*t me Tom. I have access to your Outlook, and I already know your meeting with her isn't until 1.

Tom: I know kung fu.

CaptPostMod: Well I know "pick up the phone and dial HR to call corprate down on your ass" now go do your job!

-He will only eat red skittles.