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»Signs your co-worker Thinks He's Neo«


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Not new, but here you go anyway;

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Top 11 Signs your co-worker Thinks He's Neo
11) Refers to IT manager as "the Operator"

10) Asks to trade in his fancy VoIP phone for a rotary dial unit

9) Submits "discuss how deep the rabbit hole goes" as topic for all meeting agendas

8 ) Says, "That's an old neural data port. It's not a hickey!"

7) Refers to the network as the "Zion Mainframe"

6) Still wears the T-shirt from the 2000 BrainShare conference that says, "I took the red pill"

5) Keeps trying to plug a Cat 5 cable into the back of his head

4) Sets up a "test" server that only tests the XMatrix screensaver

3) Can read PDF file print codes

2) Adds a cookie recipe to the Oracle database, insisting, "You'll feel just fine by the time you finish eating them"

1) Suggests using an electromagnetic pulse to deal with a virus infection

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Thats pretty funny stuff. Thumbup

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That's funny....but I would add another one:

He gives your boss the finger everytime he gets called in to his office.

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Every time your co-worker has deja-vu, he gets frantic and starts shouting, "They've cut the hardline! They've cut the hardline!"

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