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Agent Zero

Nearly 2500 posts!
Posts: 2484
Location: Mega City

YEAH i like being retarded as well.

"Dreams awaken more than our self awareness, they awaken our self-indulgence"-Me

nocturnal_anonymous

So many posts, I should be moderator
Posts: 526
Location: Your worst nightmare...

the anomaly wrote:

John Mirra wrote:

is it fun to be retarded?
yes...you get to laugh...lick windows...bang your head of walls and never have to work...its great

and much much more...

i'll just let your imagination run away with you now as to the countless possibilities of things you can do when you're retarded...

You're just jealous 'cause the voices only talk to me.

Agent Zero

Nearly 2500 posts!
Posts: 2484
Location: Mega City

YES

The ONE-der Man

Power Poster
Posts: 307

my favorite thing to pass the time is watching my fingernails grow...

to find out if you truly are retarded read this sentence out loud a few times....

I HAM SOFA KING WE TODD DID

let me know if you are or not... Uncle Ben

"Change is the essence of life. Be willing to surrender what you are, for what you could become."

nocturnal_anonymous

So many posts, I should be moderator
Posts: 526
Location: Your worst nightmare...

The ONE-der Man wrote:

my favorite thing to pass the time is watching my fingernails grow...

to find out if you truly are retarded read this sentence out loud a few times....

I HAM SOFA KING WE TODD DID

let me know if you are or not... Uncle Ben

this confirms it. i am officially retarded. *applause* thank you thank you

Agent Zero

Nearly 2500 posts!
Posts: 2484
Location: Mega City

I also am a retard. This sure does clear up alot. I always had the feeling, but this brings it out.

John Mirra

So many posts, I should be admin
Posts: 648
Location: Noir York City

yeya im gonna slash ur ass with a chainsaw

In this hall of mirrors, built by liars, we are but a pale reflection of ourselves...

Another Smith

Another Smith poster!
Posts: 2566
Location: 250 miles away....

I'm not retarded..

Now behave yourselves or I will have to speak to you in a slow and patronising manner.... And you will comply Cool

Agent Zero

Nearly 2500 posts!
Posts: 2484
Location: Mega City

Oh Smithy dont get so agitated. Look around the room its full of tards. take the test even you might be ONE. get it ONE like the ONE like Neo. i guess its not funny if i have to explain it....Still funny to me MUHAHA.
Hmmm im kinda tired and my head hurts.

John Mirra

So many posts, I should be admin
Posts: 648
Location: Noir York City

look at those pretty colored pills in agent zeros avatar...ill take both and a bottle of beer 3Tooth

Matrix Prisoner #2039404

More posts than most others
Posts: 72

I am a program so i dont have to deal with u all in them pods

Agent Zero

Nearly 2500 posts!
Posts: 2484
Location: Mega City

John ill sell them to you for $20. a piece. anyone else want some pills. they take you on a trip. i promise! Whitelaugh

Another Smith

Another Smith poster!
Posts: 2566
Location: 250 miles away....

Who needs pills?
I don't..

Agent Zero wrote -

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Oh Smithy dont get so agitated. Look around the room its full of tards

Hmm mm...Smithy Evil or Very Mad

Full of 'tards'? I don't see tards anywhere Cool

Agent Zero

Nearly 2500 posts!
Posts: 2484
Location: Mega City

Ok you got me, Im sorry. Now onto the party anyone want some fun pills? i lowered the price. We can all go on a fun trip. TAKE ONE. sorry i didnt mean to yell.

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