»Earwax or Proof the Matrix is real?«

Wierd thing happened this week.

For a couple of days I kept hearing this low rumbling noise, a bit like a truck passing outside. I naturally assumed it was a truck passing outside.

Then this weekend when I was miles from home, I heard it again - no trucks in sight.

It lasts about five seconds and happens maybe every half hour or so.

People I've mentioned it to reckon it's wax in my ear or fluid or something.

But just in case there's even the remotest possibility of the matrix being real I thought I'd just issue a request.

Would powerplant engineering please check the seals on my pod as the noise of the passing maintenance bots is keeping me awake.

It can't hurt

I like this, I like this very much - I may just use this, with your permission of course!

hahaha...this is great

a word of advice

if you start hearing voices in your head...dont assume its the neighbour in the next pod from you...then you go and kill your neighbour in the matrix for making so much noise

or maybe your being followed by the truck

most probably earwax.

hallucinations happen quite often...not just to mentally unstable people like me.

I was reading online about near death experiences recently, all that "tunnel of light stuff", there are lots of accounts online, well worth a look if you have a sleepless night. Perhaps there is some link to this tank theory there.

We are funny creatures, always suffering from unexplained twinges, pains and headaches. Cramp and so on. Numb legs. A lot of things that happen to us we just put down to the unexplained things our bodies do.

Still, if the machines could do anything for me, it would be to erase monday from existence. I hate monday, and i hate mornings. Perhaps i should send my minions to hunt down Sati, stop her from raising the sun.

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Perhaps i should send my minions to hunt down Sati, stop her from raising the sun.

good idea...nocturnal too eh? join the club...heh

Yup, i`m a night owl. Especially as i`ve recently been playing jedi knight academy into the early hours...before that it was system shock 2. I love computer games.

Silvercat wrote:

Yup, i`m a night owl. Especially as i`ve recently been playing jedi knight academy into the early hours I love computer games.

great choice...im currently playing through its predecessor jedi outcast on gamecube

quality stuff

back to shenmue on dreamcast and zelda:majoras mask on n64 as well

I'm having real problems getting hold of Zelda - Madjoras Mask. My local Game Station reckons it's extremely rare and hard to get hold of.

surprising fact: i actually spend more time on this forum than playing computer games. wow

Hmm. I'm more of a Playstation junkie than a Nintendo fan, although I do enjoy the classic Nintendo consoles such as SNES or NES. But I prefer the Playstation because of game selection.

Another Smith wrote:

I'm having real problems getting hold of Zelda - Madjoras Mask. My local Game Station reckons it's extremely rare and hard to get hold of.

it sure is...and ive got the limited edition gold cart

as i do with ocarina of time,a link to the past,and the adventures of link

but hey...some of my obsessions run deeper than the matrix iteself

over 30 different platforms and thousands and thousands of titles

strangely enough though...not much for my pc

pride of my collection

an original boxed and perfect working order binatone 1(home pong game)
followed closely by my mint boxed N.E.S and on a different hobby...my original starwars vids

Sometimes I get this loud ringing in my ear. its the supposed people talking about you and your ear rings you know it. but the thing is its been happening alot more. like twice a week and then i feel really warm. explain that. DO I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

thanks buds

Yep. You'll be dead in a month.

GPieters wrote:

Yep. You'll be dead in a month.

less than a month...i can asure you...*he says shadily while creeping in the shadows outside agent zero's house*

I knew that i felt a needle in my arm when i was half asleep last week. ILL GET YOU. im not crazy.IM NOT. Im high on crack not crazy. CRACK.

Agent Zero wrote:

....its been happening alot more. like twice a week and then i feel really warm. explain that. DO I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR.

Agent Zero wrote:

I knew that i felt a needle in my arm when i was half asleep last week...

And you thought I made matrix-explained.com... up.

we're all gonna feel pretty bad when Agent Zero really does drop dead in the next month!

Maybe im not dying, maybe theres a glitch in my "podwear" Maybe the wires connecting me to the matrix are malfunctioning. I would like to ask the machines if they could take a look at this....oh and the guy in the next pod over keeps screaming about a truck if you could silence him it would be great....Just Kidding.

dont worry ill check your pod first thing tomorrow

wAkE_uP_nEo wrote:

we're all gonna feel pretty bad when Agent Zero really does drop dead in the next month!

i wont

i feel no emotion of any kind

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i feel no emotion of any kind

while i...*evil grin* delight in evil.

Strange thoughts and I mean...really strange...are always dominating my brain...thoughts of murder, deception, and torture....i have a strong suspicion that these are not normal thoughts of a normal teenager girl...

not to mention the frequent trips to my own little world where agent smith, i, and my best friend insanity coexist in perfect harmony.

is it fun to be retarded?

nocturnal_anonymous is scaring me!

John Mirra wrote:

is it fun to be retarded?

yes...you get to laugh...lick windows...bang your head of walls and never have to work...its great