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Who is the hottest guy in the matrix?

Neo
30%
 30%  [ 39 ]
Agent Smith
5%
 5%  [ 7 ]
Agent Smith especially when wet
8%
 8%  [ 11 ]
The agents in general
11%
 11%  [ 15 ]
Morpheus
9%
 9%  [ 12 ]
Commander Lock
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
The Albino Twins
3%
 3%  [ 4 ]
Seraph
10%
 10%  [ 13 ]
Ghost
1%
 1%  [ 2 ]
The Merovingian
10%
 10%  [ 13 ]
Neo especially when wet
7%
 7%  [ 10 ]
Total Votes : 127
 
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(But ignore the first 4 letters of that last word)

Neo 27% This is a no brainer for the most part. His good heart, and good looks. Plus, he is Canadian (in the real world if not in the Matrix)

The Merovingian 13% Pehaps the women like him because he would be good at "French". Women like bad boys, there is no doubt about it, but given the choice they would take a smart one who knows his Reislings from his Cabernets. Some guys would pick him because he is the coolest villain - James Bond league and then some. This explains why the Architect is not on the list: who could seriously take Colonel Sanders as a threat to humanity, much less want to be or make out with him?

There is the Keymaker and I am the Tiebreaker

Morpheus 10% Fix the damn space between your two eye-teeth and stop being such a father figure (it pisses off the guys and just creeps out the girls) and you will pull in better numbers than Merv.

Seraph 10% The other ethnic hero sort of gets a raw deal here. (Same votes as Agent Johnson? Puhleeez!) For the guys: would you rather be Seraph, or just your white trash self? And girls: 1) look at how he moves and 2) how would you feel if he got all "prodigal" on you?

The agents in general 10% If they can dodge bullets and punch through concrete then the might have some tricks in the sack. Then again, this might represent the Mod and Two-Tone vote....or any number of obscure Christian sects that I may or may not heard of. Those black suits with white shirt and simple tie get around.

Agent Smith especially when wet 10% - The wet look is out: deal with it.

Agent Smith 6% That's only because he wasn't allowed to impress the ladies with his native (Australian) accent. But some other things also worked against him. Remember his little speech to the Oracle? Imagine if you were his girlfriend and he came home to find you wearing flannel pyjamas "deliberately, purposefully": would that little chat get you out of them and into a silky babydoll, and the accompanying mood? Or "I'm not so bad, once you get to know me." Pretty creepy considering who he is talking to and what he is about to do. And then he went and did that to his "Mom"! ICK Last thing: "Nice to see you again Mr. Frodo." Much confusion.

Neo especially when wet 5% You silly jokers!

The Albino Twins 3% Who voted for these miscreants? Some silly goth wench who thought it might be cool to be double-teamed by a pair of razor-weilding psychopaths with dreads, English accents, and even paler skin. Good villains but not "hot" by guy-to-guy standards, nor by those of the sane female crowd.

Ghost 1% Get a grip! No, no don't get a grip! Just put it down and back away slowly. Strokers pining over dead (or soon to be dead) flames don't get many votes.

Commander Lock 0% Maybe if he was in the navy and not the army he would get some more support.

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Voted for Morpheus cos there's only one vote. If I had 3 it would probably be:

- Morpheus
- The Merovingian
- Neo

(I used an *unordered* list on purpose!)

I dont think Tank was in the list...? What's the verdict on him?

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Im like mobil ave neo i aint gay so i rate them on their cool looking stuff and i chose agents bazoom! bazoom! bazoom!

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smith hunter wrote:

Im like mobil ave neo i aint gay so i rate them on their cool looking stuff and i chose agents bazoom! bazoom! bazoom!


Should add Smith to my list. It seems 75% of females have a Smith fetish, whether they admit it or not!

I think it's probably his "uber-masculine" appearance. (Hmm maybe its time to change my residual self image...)

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Agent Johnson is the best looking - The whole agent look works so well for him Cool But Neo is good looking too...

//Official Agent obsessive =P
Thankyou Neo1 for the awesome avatar =D
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Wet Neo...  

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C,mon ladies I know there are a few of you out there. How could you possibly pass up a wet Neo? Wow just thinking about it...I might need to go turn on that movie right now. Okay except for the scene where he was "flushed" out of the machine all lookin' like a naked mole rat. But still if you ask me when its pouring rain and your choice is Agent Smith or Neo, its a no brainer for this girl. Neo is THE ONE!

tk421 why aren't you at your post? tk421 come in!
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Well Smith has something too.

But Neo is a handsome man, agreed Smile

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My vote will always go to NEO!

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Hmmmm.... I have HUGE crushes on both Seraph and Ghost (I must REALLY love asians right?) but since I could only choose one, I picked Ghost. He's SO sexy, I love his little moustache and gotee! Yoohoo

~** Fangirl of... Seraph, Ghost, Morpheus, Tank, and Merovingian **~
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What about the Keymaker then?

Much more mature, witty and charming Smile

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I think the Keymaker is SSSOOOO adorable! Makes me just wanna hug him! I don't know why, has a cuteness about him. Eeehhh.... I'm odd. Screwy 3Tooth

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weres link tank cyfer mouse dozer ballard council hamman commander locke etc etc at?


i like links dreads tho i always wanted sum but its hard to keep clean

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Venus wrote:

I think the Keymaker is SSSOOOO adorable! Makes me just wanna hug him! I don't know why, has a cuteness about him. Eeehhh.... I'm odd. Screwy 3Tooth


No it's normal, my mom has the same adoration for him.

He is just plain nice and cute.

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[julian from big daddy] is that the guy with the old wrinkily balls?[/]

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LOL.... glad I'm not the only one! Whitelaugh

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Keanu as Neo is Keanu at his best. He reached a level of emotion and deepness that he has never attained before and that I fear he may never reach again.

Yoohoo

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FOr all those who have played PON
Spoilers!


YOU FORGOT MEGESMITH. He is teh hotness!

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Neo- no competition!  

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Just read the title Smile

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You people are just lying!O.K.
I have hots for Capetan Mifune and Agent Smith, but I still have to vote for WET NEO! there is no contest. I think even my boyfriend is in love with him, because he is so fine. Infact he is so fine that if my boyfriend had to choose between Neo and Jennifer Lopez, he would go for Neo.

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Neat clean suits - just great. That's how real men must look like Cool You know, i really liked Neo but he's on pills (especially blue ones Whitelaugh )

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The best way to descirbe KR for me is a role model, if all the men all looked like him, it would be a paraidse for women...and men...i guess

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Deeindamatrix wrote:

The best way to descirbe KR for me is a role model, if all the men all looked like him, it would be a paraidse for women...and men...i guess


I wish that, I realy do. But I m afraid that it would loose that special egzotic look about him. He would be just KR Smith.

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neo is the most handsome. Ahem, you stole my candies

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i know he was only in the Matrix, but i am a sucker for a guys with long curly locks...

Neo of course was very hot in his fight scenes...my favorite one was in the subway with smith...
Keanu Reeves goes very deep...he has a darkness about him...he is not a happy camper deep down. i have watched many of his movies and he chooses dark roles in dark movies, sans Bill and Ted...

anyway, this darkness of his made him perfect for Neo...

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neo of course :_D

thex.fm... - puts the X into the matrix.

"And then we went through Euston, and half the passengers got off."

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