»Hey Im new here«

Fatpie42 wrote:

Telling people on a forum that you are a 13 year old girl isn't always the wisest thing to do

I agree.

However, since no-one knows for sure, its possible that some of these "little schoolgirls" could be far from that

I have this little movie that plays in my head sometimes when the dangers of the Internet are mentioned.

Some seedy guy in his flasher mack with a pocket full of lollipos all set to have his evil way with little tiffany...

...Having his spine ripped out by an Eighteen stone Rugby player in a bad mood, who just happens to call himself "tiffany" in chat rooms.

It gets me through the day.

Oh and welcome to the forum.

thank you so much for encouraging me to share my thoughts and views. *please note the sarcasm* are you guys warning me that you might be planning to stalk and kidnap me?

and i never told you i was a 13 year old girl. i might be a 40 year old who didnt graduate from middle school for a long time....for all you know. stop jumping to conclusions.

AND I AM NOT A "LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL"..believe me. please?

neither am i a rugby player or named tiffany. there's 2 clues of who i am not. but then again you don't know for sure do you?

nocturnal_anonymous wrote:

....and I'm only in middle school right now...goodness.

Oh I get it, you're a school teacher

And the other teachers tease you about the Hugo Collage on your binder.

(Dont worry, you'll get used to us)

of course...how did you know? haha

believe whatever you want. can we please get off the subject of trying to guess who i am?

let us talk about a random subject, such as...uh...Captain Jack Sparrow from pirates of the caribbean. isnt he just drunkenly awesome?

nocturnal_anonymous wrote:

can we please get off the subject of trying to guess who i am?

But this is the "I'm a newb, hassle me" thread isn't it?

true...but if i told you who i was than i wouldnt stay anonymous anymore wouldnt i? (hence the name nocturnal_ ANONYMOUS)