»Join The Crew of the Dionysus Ship«

I have decide to start a little game....because I am bored stiff.

Now I am Cronus captain of the Dionysus ship. I am recruiting members to join my ship, this will be like a role playing game where we make missions and a story as we go along.(I have seen it on other forums)
State your name and rank when joining my ship.

PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME! I AM BORED!

aAAAHHH...the sentinals are tearing the ship apart

*everybody dies...the end*

wasnt that fun?

Yes, yes it was....

a good idea

its not ever yet. the sentinels remeber that i'm The Zero, a mysterious pale geek saviour. i have the ability to make lightning bolts come out of my head. and also very bright camera flashes out of my eyes which stun Agents. it is the definitive Agent-killing method.

So the great story begins. one of the sentinels does a french kiss on my apperently dead body. my RSI in the matrix wakes up and asks 'Can i have coffee?'. Agent Stitch says 'Never! only tea!' and he throws tea at me. I say 'No'. I raise my hand in a gesture of powerlessness over the matrix and the tea droplets transmutate to coffee and fly into my mouth. Anomaly's dead spirit asks 'How? Nescafe?' and Cronus's buddha-nature astral plane entity says 'He is the Zero'. i will shortly ring up nescafe and announce the end of tea.

it sounds like a add for coffee not a matrix movie, funny but.

maybe you should send it to nescafe, you could get royalties?

well if anyone heres serious about playing it im in...we need some rules though

can i play too? (no! sure! mom? of course dear!)

im in

we could make it like dnd or something more alternity though i just wonder about the dices? a number randomizer no seriously and a dm would be necessary too...

i dont mean to sound like a dumbass but whats a dm

Yea, what is a dm?

Oh, and I WAS serious about the game until someone said "a sentinel comes and kills everyone then end". so screw it....but yes i would like to play the game for real.

Now anyone interested state your name and specialty....like operator or feild agent....lol

Not to sound greedy but I can i be captain? Cuz i started this. PLEASE!

u guys never played dnd eh? well dm is a (dungeon master) a person who controls monsters and enforces the rules of the game, in this case dm would control machines and lead the players through the plot (if there is any ) since JakeC thought of the game he should be that...Of course if u have any idea how to play it without the dm im open to suggestions...

i'll be an.... operator! and my name is... arrest wich is an anagram for sartre as in jean paul sartre, the existentialist philosopher.

i'll be an.... operator! and my name is... arrest wich is an anagram for sartre as in jean paul sartre, the existentialist philosopher.

Id be John Mirra a person who entered the john (bathroom) and looked in the mirror

i'll be...mmm...crap...as in this is crap

doesnt have to be...a role playing game is as bad as the people who play it...

ok nobody is relly serious about this hu...?

well i would give it a shot i heard that this can be fun... i think jakeC is in too...that makes 3 of us...at least 6 needed

Yeah, im in....but looks like we are lost. We need more players....

yup 3 more needed...but why is the ships name dyonisus? thats a god of wine if im not mistaken? how about Orion? i always liked that name though we still have to agree on the captain...once we have 6 players we vote k?

Ok i gave it a thought...

1. we need 6 players
2. we need 1 person to think of a decent plot
3. we need to come up with a threat ratio for every creature in the matrix... (that wont be too hard> like... swat team 3, agents 6, police 1...so on)
4. we need some kinda map, we could invent one...not too crappy i hope
5. we need a way to substitute dices...dm can roll for all and than say what the roll was. That person has to be fair and trustworthy
6. character generation

And for starters we could just cruise around in the ship to see how it all goes...

sounds good to me but we still need six people.

WELL I'M IN!