»Favorite sick-line misinterpretation«

Your confusing me too! More sick lines! I feel like I'm all alone in this topic! *sob* WHERE DID ALL THE PERVIES GO? *runs sobbing after them* Nooo! Don't LEAVE me!

Another Smith wrote:

Uni wrote: Quote: there was a funny parody comic on Deviant about Smith and his new trick 0_o ewww Smith is a perv Who is me or him? ! Dammit which one are you talking about?

well since you seem to be confessin' and a d'all XD

Neos gag reflex XD when he woke up from the pod and had to pull the...thingie out of his throat and mouth...then he puked up whatEVER the heck that was.

Ack, I'm not doing lines sorry XD
i have a bad memory when it comes to lines, i'm more visual

hehehe programmer's MAINTENANCE passage

Morpheus: What can you see, Neo?

Smith/Bane: Disgusting! Look at how pathetically fragile it is.

Enter the Matrix:

Celibacy is a hands-on job - Ghost

[agent 1] It's him.
[agent 2] The Anomaly.
[agent 3] Do we proceed?
[agent 2] Yes.
Proceed in what, I wonder?

Trinity: Is Neo okay?
Link: Okay? Shit, Morpheus, you should have seen him.

Morpheus: Are you here to escort me to the stockade, Captain?

Ballard: "Shut your hole, Bane, before I put you in one."

Ewww!

I'm sure Ballard would REALLY like that... Hahaha!

Niobe: A strategy is still being formulated.
Morpheus: I'm sure it is.

For some reason, although it has been months since the last post, I feel the urge to start up again. Please add as you will, I always appreciate (as do others) laughing at your pervie comments!

Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.

Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you.

Morpheus: They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do.

Neo: What the hell do they want from me?
Morpheus: I don't know, but if you don't want to find out I suggest you get out of there.

Morpheus: I can guide you but you must do exactly as I say.

Neo: What are you doing.
Morpheus: Your muscles have atrophied, we're rebuilding them.

Morpheus: Try to relax. This will feel a weird.

Neo: You don't...you don't have any...
Tank: Holes? Nope.

Tank: God-damn, I...I got to tell you, I'm fairly excited to see what you're capable of, if Morpheus is right and all...I'm not supposed to talk about this, but if you are...a very exciting time. We got a lot to do. We got to get to it....

Smith: Still using all the muscles except the one that matters?

Morpheus: How is he?
Tank: Ten hours straight. He's a machine.

Sorry, one more!

Morpheus: Good. Adaptation, improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique.