»Favorite sick-line misinterpretation«

This is not a place where you argue, it's just for a little bit of fun. Just to clear that up.

I recently was explaining a line from the Matrix to a friend of mine, and she started cracking up at some of the lines. Is is just me, or does this line sound really sick-and-wrong?

Merovingian: Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.
Merovingian: Okay, you have some skill.

Please add to these, they're a lot of fun to laugh at.

No offense but...ew....SICK DIRTY MIND....lol....no jk it's cool to have a little fun with movies and lines. When I go see movies I think of at least one dirty thing about what happens or the lines....(forgive me....for i am just a male....it is my nature).

I heard that the whole Zion invasion scene had a perverted sense to it. What with all those drills and squidd looking things running around everywhere. I think you see where Im going with this.

Trinity to Keymaker: You are handy.

Ish, on many levels, but way funny!

HA! GOOD ONE! But yeah this isn't i misinterpretation but...the mtv spoof of reloaded was great....the part where they ask Morpheus what they can expect to find at the orgy and he says "machines!" and then Sean Williams Scott says "oooo, sounds kinda kinky."

From M1:

Cypher: "He's gonna pop!"

From M2, reading directly from the script:

Trinity: What about Neo?
Morpheus: He can handle himself.
Trinity: Get in the back.

"i know that when i put it in mt mouth...the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious"...cypher

THAT'S SICK! I always thought it was really funny that Agent Smith gets so pissed off when he loses Morpheus. I guess he got a little TOO fond of interrogating him.

Here, I have some more:
Kid: Hiya, Neo! It's great to have you back!

Link: He's doing his Superman thing.

Kid: Can I carry that for you, Neo?
Neo: No, I can carry my own bag.

Morpheus: I wasn't aware that my actions required any explanation.

Heeheehee!

Oracle: You're cuter than I thought...

Could this be why she wants to save Zion, to get a piece of Neo?
Hee hee!

*sigh* What a CUTE couple!

No way, Trinity and Neo are the best. (I'm assuming you're kidding Splintey.)

Of course I'm kidding. The Oracle's just a TAD bit old for Neo. Just slightly.

Here's a nother sick one. It's from an older script.

You don't have the software to handle this hardware.
-Trinity

Now what she means by "hardware"...I'll just let your sick little minds figure that part out. :iamthenewgardener:

:lastbreath: I love being sick.

Splintey

Oops. Here we go:


All better.

in the beggening

Cypher: you like watching him dont you?

also in the beggeing

Trintiy: are you shure this line is clean?

when smith is talking to cops in the beggening.

Lieutenent- i think we can handle one little girl.

in the car

Swtch- take off your shirt.

when exiting the construct fr the first time

Neo- get this thing out of me!

Holy cats, slow down Asian Smith! Geez....getting a little carried away with the sick-mindedness.

(I'm j/k, keep going, they're great.)

That's funny. How about...

Cypher: You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity: I know, but I want to take your shift.

Trinity: Morpheus believes he is the one.
(this is really sick because a lot of people consider someone who is your true love to be "the one" for you)

Agent Smith: Your orders were for your protection.
Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl.... I sent two units. They're bringing her down now.
(I know that he's stated this, but there's more sickness in here)

Morpheus: You have to focus, Trinity.

Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.

Cypher: Sweet dreams.

Merrovingian: Ok, you have some skill.

Niobe: "Morpheus called."
Sparks: "He needs your help. Can you believe that? Your help. He's got Neo why does he need you?"

I don't know, it's just wrong, lol.

DuJour: Come on, It'll be fun. I promise.

Choi: It's the only way to fly.

Trinity: I know a lot about you.

Trinity: They're watching you, Neo.
(SICK PERVIE STALKER AGENTS!)

You guys are freaakin sick, okay? Jeez

(Please Continue)

And here is what I posted somewhere else:

Fools! The line is: You dont have the hardware to handle this software.
I should have remembered before

Thank you, AG. I love showing my *true* colors.

Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep...
(Sounds like Trinity is fond of live porn, or something)

Morpheus: I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time.

Neo: What the hell do they want from me?

Morpheus: I can guide you but you must do exactly as I say.

Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson.

Agent Smith: I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Anderson. You're here because we need your help.

Agent Smith: My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you...

Neo: What the hell is this?
("this" could be a lot of very, very sick things)



Splintey

You sick bastard.

Sorry. I had to say it again. LOL!

Yes, the sick bastard strikes again!
THIS IS MY 500th post! Whee! Catch me if you can, AG!


Neo: What truth?
Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo.

Morpheus: You have to see it for yourself.

Morpheus: Time is always against us.

Cypher: It means buckle your seat belt, Dorothy, because Kansas is going bye-bye.

Morpheus: Your muscles have atrophied, we're rebuilding them.
(umm...just put BODY instead of MUSCLES)

Morpheus: Try to relax.

Morpheus: This will feel a weird.