»adopt a sentinel aka (squiddle)«

since this is titled Fun&Chitchat...i am assuming its...like ramble post included?

anyway...i think the sentinels are kind of cute, they look like a metal octopus and they have big red eyes and make squeaky noises. if you get past the fact it can slice you in half with claws of doom and have no remorse of killing. i think they'd make a great Zion pet...

they can float and you can like...ride on em, you don't have to feed them (at least i think they don't get anything to maintine energy?)
ummm they know their way around the tunnels. and maybe they can help with building stuff. they are obviously stronge and they have lasers...whos idea was that? 0_o
reminds me of Dr Evils wish to have Sharks with lasers on their heads.


then those little tiny ones in Machine City...those were cute too XD
maybe they can help clean your tiny little Zion room...or you can attach a speaker and start a radio station.Zion needs some music...

and i think thats about it from me... XD sorry i'm just weird and...actually kind of dimwitted.

Adopt a Sentinel? What a great idea!
I'd love to adopt one, you should start a web site

I'll name mine... Jeremy! YAY!

I'll name mine Smith just for fun or should i call him Neo or is it a her i dont know what to call it any ideas.

Cause i cant think of anything.



Cheers
NXA

never really thought about the sex of a Squiddle...
but it just feels natural to call them Males...they huge and mean looking...though that doesn't define the male population XD

they just don't seem female...like that one Matrix comic I read like MobyDick. But they manage to look so adorable! XD

Wonder if you can train one to make salad...

if Zion has the capablity to grow plants

I'd name my squiddie Fluffy the 3rd and make it wear an apron that says i eat humans with a picture of a human mushed up!

Id name mine Doobers. I like that name. We would play fetch in the park and id teach it to sick people that make me angry. MUHAHA

Id get another one and call it Satan, he'd wear a hat with horns on and then he'd hold a trident! AWESOME!

Hey the one abotu Fluffy the 3rd and having an apron saying "I eat humans..."
that was my idea its just my mate came round and i typed it in for him

Thats hillarious.

Another Smith wrote:

No more traffic jams, just jump on your very own 'squiddie' and sail to work with ease.

let me rephrase that for you...and sail to work with excitement..because it might not be particularly easy to hang on w/ all your strength to a sentinel going five billion mph

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And as for the security of your property, you need never worry about leaving home again....

only worry about the state of your home when you come home...if you ever do.

However, if I did have a sentinel...

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never mind...you guiz aren't interested in what i would do. though perhaps you should be...you never know what i'm plotting for the end of the world...

except maybe agent zero would like to know...he wants to marry me *swoon* haha j/k

Yes, i would like to know. Espacially if i survive. And the offers still on the table. oh and Doobers says hi to everyone. Hes my pet Squid.

They didnt want to kill the zion people... they wanted to serve them to make up to human sciety and us shooting them us was like giving someone the finger when they pay u back

They didnt want to kill the zion people... they wanted to serve them to make up to human sciety and us shooting them us was like giving someone the finger when they pay u back they are basically paying an eletric bill lol

ummmm....what? anyways i love my pet squiddle, Doobers. Hes so cuddely, except if you actually cuddle with him he gets snappy. No pun intended or was it. MUHAHA

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They didnt want to kill the zion people...

haha...nice one...remember the little conversation in The Matrix (first):

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Neo: huh? squiddies? Morpheus (or someone else...i forgot): term for sentinels neo: sentinels? trinity: computer programs designed for one thing... dozer: search and destroy.

Agent Zero wrote:

Yes, i would like to know. Espacially if i survive.

i'm sorry...i can't reveal my secrets (otherwise it wouldnt be a secret anymore, would it?)...and yes...even to you.

Agent Zero earnestly wrote:

And the offers still on the table.

eh...i don't know...i've grown quite fond of you...however there may be a few problems...such as age and so forth...but congratulations you passed the requirements on my standards of being evil...barely

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oh and Doobers says hi to everyone. Hes my pet Squid.

maybe i'd rather marry doobers than marry you...haha j/k

Oh Nocturnal, i give up. And Doobers seems to think thats funny. Shut up doobers, oh dont get pissy. It will be really weird for you to walk down the....oh ok ill tell her. Um....i dont know how to say this but doobers thinks your pet squid is cute nocturnal. well maybe they could marry. we can be friends. Im not that old anyways. im almost 21 in T minus 21 days huh 21 in 21 days. SWEET. Its beer time....in 21 days i mean.

eh...sorry to disappoint you Agent Zero but...um...I don't have a pet squid like you do. I have other...creatures...that might be considered pets.

Hmmm...a squid thing hybrid....nice.

Agent Zero wrote:

Hmmm...a squid thing hybrid....nice.

how did you know...

i like hybrids. for instance, my grip on my tennis racket (for the serve) is a hybrid between a continental and a regular. animals are usually cuter when they're hybrid (i think...), and hybrid guys are usually cuter and smarter ...but there are a few exceptions...

Lets make one take the dna of a sentanel....wait....thats not a good idea, they get snappy.

I'd name mine Cthulhu and take it fishing. I'd build a little replica R'lyeh out of legos for it to live in.

we are talking full sized here....thats alot of legos.