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i cant be like you! you have no cookie whereas i have a jar full of cookies, given to me by the oracle. Besides i am...ASIAN! *dum dum dum* and i will now proceed to eat my cookies! *insert theme from rocky here*

Asian Smith wrote:

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i cant be like you! you have no cookie whereas i have a jar full of cookies, given to me by the oracle. Besides i am...ASIAN! *dum dum dum* and i will now proceed to eat my cookies!

How could you possibly know if I have cookies?

I have many, many cookies...I had that many I had to get rid of some of them...They have a tendancy to slow me down

Cookies need love... why do you eat them?

You may be Asian, but you are still a Smith...*dum dum durmmm*

It helps to be a little crazy....

I am craving chocolate like a ravid beast, so I really, really, really wish I had some chocolate chip cookies right abouts now....

Sorry Elizabeth...
I could send some virtual cookies..(:(:(::) There you go... and I made them myself..

I'd have to say my 3 favorite lines are:

Smith: I'm sorry, this is a dead end. (Reloaded)

Trinity: Dodge this. (Matrix)

Oracle/Smith: Everything that has a beginning, has an end. (Revolutions)

I know it's cheesy that I like the tag-line of the 3rd movie, but if you really think about it, that line has more truth and meaning behind it then you would think.

Thanks Another Smith! I owe you one! ::brushes virtual crumbs off face::

Smith: Maybe you knew I was gonna do that, maybe you didn't. But if you did, that means you baked those cookies and sat that plate right there deliberately, purposefully. Which also means you're sitting there deliberately, purposefully!

That's one of my favorites, my real favorites have already been posted though.

my favorite is the one where the big guy in black says " hey you get the heck over here, now, hey come back here, i like chicken....what the heck shes dead oh crap i cant beelive it shes dead oh no! its bacon....ouch thats my funny bone oh my gosh the cat got in the blender again so ya why dont you guyd ever rely to mine..huh? you guys dont like me?

I have three favorite and they are all in M1 i know i have more but i just finished M1 again. so yeah.

(Tank and Neo)
"we're suppose to start with these operation programs first. thats major boring shit. lets do a something a little more fun. how about combat training."
"Ju jitsu im going to learn ju jitsu?"
"Holy Shit!"
"Hey mikey i think he likes it!"
"You want some more?"
"hell yes hell yeah."

and probably

(Mostly Neo and Mouse)
"CLose your eyes and it seems like your eating runny eggs"
"or a bowl of snot"
"you know what it really reminds me of? tasty wheat have you ever had tasty wheat?"
"no"
"but technichally neither did you"
"thats exactly my point exactly"
"because you have to wonder now how did the machines know what tasty wheat tasted like maybe they got it wrong you know what I think tastey wheat actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish that makes you wonder about a lot of things you take chicken for example maybe they couldnt find out what it tasted like and thats why chicken tastes like everything."
"shut up mouse"
"its a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos vitamins and minerals everything the body needs"
"it doesnt have everything the body needs i understand you went through the angent training program you know umm i wrote that program"
"here it comes"
"so what did you think of her?"
"of who?"
"the woman in the red dress i designed her you know she umm she doesnt talk that much but if you would like to meet her i can arrange a much more personal mileau"
"the digital pimp hard at work"
"dont pay any attention to these hypocrtits neo to deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us humnan."


And of course

(the classic spoon kid and Neo)

"Do not try to bend the spoon thats impossible"
"instead only try to realize the truth"
"what truth?"
"there is no spoon"
"There is no spoon?"
"then youll see it is not the spoon that bends it is only yourself"

Tansut- I love that line too becaue of the while fate thing, and I thought it was sweet how they showed fate on a lesser level than someone doig something to save the world, it just showed that fate is everywhere, even for cookies!

Ya, I liked it too.

Quick non-permanent change, I thought that since Morpheus had so many wicked awesome lines in M1 that they tried to make all of his lines all deep and thought provoking in reloaded, when really most of them came off as lame and or cheesey. Thoughts?

Quickly (again) I however really like Morpheus' line before they blew the power out, "Tomorrow some of us may be dead, but that would be no different than any other day." Oooo, i just love it.