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Kinda like them introducing the Female Terminator in T:3

I've had dreams of being a female Agent in the MATRIX...really... there was also a certain AGENT SMITH in those dreams.....

Another Smith wrote:

I've had dreams of being a female Agent in the MATRIX...really... there was also a certain AGENT SMITH in those dreams.....

You sicken me.

Agent Smithers

Hyphen wrote:

Another Smith wrote: I've had dreams of being a female Agent in the MATRIX...really... there was also a certain AGENT SMITH in those dreams..... You sicken me.

Why do I sicken you? " TO DENY OUR IMPULSES IS TO DENY THE VERY THING THAT MAKES US HUMAN...."

A female agent would be awful domineering...

I hope you like it rough!

Hyphen wrote:

A female agent would be awful domineering... I hope you like it rough!

LOVE IT!!!!

To me the most important question is

Will there ever be cows as agents in the matrix?

If yes, I hope it will be Ninja-cows.

girls have cooties

I voted "no". Why would the computer behind The Matrix make female agents? They are not good enough, and male agents is stronger. I think...

Hypnos wrote:

I voted "no". Why would the computer behind The Matrix make female agents? They are not good enough, and male agents is stronger. I think...

You are well out-of-order my friend, I can handle myself, like many women can, and I'd make an EXCELLENT Agent DAMMIT, I don't know Kung Fu but I have been to self defence classes and I'm considering taking-up a martial art, inspired by the Matrix

I think there should be male agents dressed as females.

emp wrote:

I think there should be male agents dressed as females.

REALLY ~ should I ask why, or should I just mind my own buissness ? (don't think I spelled that right!)

Another Smith wrote:

emp wrote: I think there should be male agents dressed as females. REALLY ~ should I ask why, or should I just mind my own buissness ? (don't think I spelled that right!)

It would be a tribute to Larry.

Emp wrote;It would be a tribute to Larry.
Nothing to do with you then?...Hmmmmm?

Nope. Sorry. But it would make me laugh to see Neo fight Smith wearing a red dress and makeup.

emp wrote:

Nope. Sorry. But it would make me laugh to see Neo fight Smith wearing a red dress and makeup.

Perhaps we could make a spoof version of the Matrix films ~ "A cross-dressing machine takes over...blah..blah...

Another Smith wrote:

emp wrote: Nope. Sorry. But it would make me laugh to see Neo fight Smith wearing a red dress and makeup. Perhaps we could make a spoof version of the Matrix films ~ "A cross-dressing machine takes over...blah..blah...

Nah, the MTV movie awards spoof can not be beaten. I just love the architect scene. Ergo! Vis-a-vis! Concordantly!

Nah, the MTV movie awards spoof can not be beaten. I just love the architect scene. Ergo! Vis-a-vis! Concordantly! [/quote] Unfortunately, I didn't get the chance to see that although I've heard quite alot about it.

I think it's on the DVD. Go support the money machine! And save some money for Revolutions, the trilogy pack, the special editions, and finally the one with just Smith pictures and clips. They even included a erotic Smith-VR masturbation game with all accessories included.

emp wrote:

I think it's on the DVD. Go support the money machine! And save some money for Revolutions, the trilogy pack, the special editions, and finally the one with just Smith pictures and clips. They even included a erotic Smith-VR masturbation game with all accessories included.

wow can't wait!!!!! you're getting to know me pretty well ~ You certainly know what makes me tick...

yikes...

Now we are going a bit offtopic.

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You are well out-of-order my friend, I can handle myself, like many women can, and I'd make an EXCELLENT Agent DAMMIT, I don't know Kung Fu but I have been to self defence classes and I'm considering taking-up a martial art, inspired by the Matrix

Ok, we men are equal to you wimen, but it is more "classical" to use men as agents.

Hypnos wrote:

I voted "no". Why would the computer behind The Matrix make female agents? They are not good enough, and male agents is stronger. I think...

Well, being programs they wouldn't be limited by human charicataristics so they would be just as strong as the male agents.

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