»Ben Stein as an agent«

How perfect would Ben Stein have been to play an agent?

"Mr. Anderson?"
"Anybody, anybody? Anderson?"

I didn't know who Ben Stein was. Now I know. But I didn't want to. You made me find out. Now I want you to erase it from my memory. Can you do that?

If you don't like Ben Stein you'd better get a friggin' life, biotch! Ben Stein is one hardcore mofo! Once, I heard that Ben Stein was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Ben Stein killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Ben Stein totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!