
So many posts, I am a Warner Brother
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my ending would be, neo goes to the dead keymaker, searches his pocket and finds a skeleton key. He goes to the architect. The Architect says he will fight for the humans, so neo and The Architect get in there phonebooth, with Bill inside and go get the grim reaper, he says he will help, then after a few stops they are the 'New Justice League'
The 'New Justice League' consists of:
Neo
Achie
Grim reaper
Billy the Kid
Socretes
Napoleaon
Ben Frankin
Bill
And there hot princeses *air guitar*
So they set off on there way, skipping hand in hand, down the yellow brick road.
Socretes: 'Fdshbvu jayusn aydh'
Bill: 'Dude, no one knows Greek!'
Ted I mean Neo: 'I can feel them'
Billy the Kid: 'Man, stop touching up the architect!'
The architect is enjoying himself, and enjoying him self, with neo...and enjoying himself...and enjoying himself....with neo.
Napoleaon: 'Eur, Dont touch la Achie, Neo, thats de la suscking.' Then Napoloeon turns around and eats a frog leg.
then out of the bush, two smiths jump out, one zipping his fly and the other whiping his mouth.
Smith (zip): these dam zips dont close it is inevitible.
Smith (mouth): Mr. *spits* An *spits* der *spits* *spits* son, we mi *spits* ssed you.
Achie: You two smiths seem distracted, visa a vi, love.
Grim reaper: Achie you mean like you and N-
Neo: apoleon, ye that dude. *air gituar*
then Ben Franklin turns into Agent Johnson, wearing gangster clothes.
Smith (zip): Hey wat up AJ
Agent Johnson: Keepin' it real homi
Smith (mouth): Wats up wit u dogg?
Agent Johnson: I herd som1s bin disrespectin da MKs.
Smiths: It's them.
Agent Johnson goes to hit the Grim Reaper, the grim reaper just cuts his head off.
Agent Johnson returns through one of the princesses, but Agent Jackson becomes the other princeses.
Smiths: Lets do em in AJ's
AJ n AJ: Ye
Billy the kid shots smith (zip) and he dies but the other smith is also deleted because of some hollywood reason. AJ and AJ kill Billy the Kid.
But once again the grim reaper kills them both.
Bill: Where the Hell are Neo and the Archatect?
Napoleaon: I can hear them, there in there.
He points towards a buliding, it says 'Warner Brothers' on the front
They go inside and, just as Napoloeon said' Neo and archie are there, doin...things.
They hear people talking from the room next to them, slowly they go towards it and Neo kicks the door down. Two bald, little men, or female, i cant tell if one is Male or female.
Neo: Who are you?
Little men: We are the Wacko's
Bill: Wakos?
Wackos: yes we are the wackowskis!
NJL: Wackoskis?
Achrie: you sound so much bigger on the phone...and male!
Wackos: we write the world around you and what you say and do, watch!
The wackowskis scribble something on the paper.
And the Grim reaper bends over, and Bill boots the grim repaer right up the pelvis bone!
Wackos: see, now watch.
Again they scribble something
but nothing happans
Wackos: Neo your suppose to kill Bill
Neo: I have told you am not Neo am Keanu Reeves
Spok from star trek walks past
Spok: I no how he feels!
Neo and Achie turn on Bill, Napoloeon Socretes and Spok.
They hurt them all so they are on the floor, then they show them there real personeses, they pull off there Masks and there smiths.
Socretes: nvyd jismcfh jkdj!
Spok: Right? Wheres Neo?
Smith (ex-neo): He died in Matrix reloaded!
Napoloeon: Eur, what aboot la Achie.
Smith (ex-archie): Ow, he is still in his room, perving over women going to the toliet! You think that rooms painted? yep, you've guessed!
The smiths kill the NJL and spok, and walk off own the road, skipping.
Heart-shaped shape gotes to middle and then it says
to be married.
Wow my longest post, and it wasthe biggest piece of crap ever!
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