»Name the scene you laugh the most«

Personally I like the scene where these both vampires watch an old vampire movie.

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haha.. I like when.. trinity say to phersephone..

sample this!! hahahha

The first film :

"How about, I give you the finger. And you give me my phone call."

Or the bit in reloaded, when Neo is in the source. And around him is all his different emotions, one of which goes

"Bull-Shit!!" while he sticks his finger up

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What do you think of it? Do you prefer the flying cake in bullet time or the Agent replacing the Artist for entertaining the little girl?

To be honest, the original Matrix movies are a little too serious and lack of a good deal of humor, aren't they?

Jones: "Only human."
Trinity: "Dodge this."

Haha! Take that, stupid agent!

"But Mr. Anderson - what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak?"

Not funny, but I like it because Smith is apparently trying to make a joke, and he sounds like some James Bond villain.

Also:
"If you're gonna give me that juris-my-dick-tion crap, you can cram it up your ass."

When the elevator explodes and then the sprinklers go off in Morpheus' interrogation room, then all the agents just stand around looking pissed.

Hyphen wrote:

When the elevator explodes and then the sprinklers go off in Morpheus' interrogation room, then all the agents just stand around looking pissed.

Yeah, that was real funny.

Or how about:

"I drink too much wine, I have to take a piss."

"She was not kissing your face, my love."

Security guard:"Are you carrying any metallic objects?"
Then Neo opens his coat
"Shit!"

The Agents pull up to the police stakeout at the begginning of M1.
Agent Smith steps out.
Lieutenant: (rolling his eyes) Oh, shit.

---
The Oracle: I know you're not sleeping. We'll get to that. Why don't you come and have a sit this time?

Neo: Maybe I'll stand.

The Oracle: Well, suit yourself.

*awkward silence, followed by Neo sitting down*

Neo: I felt like sitting.

The Oracle: I know.
---

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For Matrix Revisited:
Joel Silver was talking, and he's like: "In Japan, the Japanese were like, 'That's so Japanese!', and in Spain, the Spanards were like, 'that's so Spanish!', and I was like, 'That's so Jewish!', which completely fits me..."
I was like, laughing on the floor at that, because I am VERY familiar with the Jewish religion, and that was just great!

For Matrix Reloaded:
It was actually a commerical before that. My friend and I have our birthdays a day apart, so we were celebrating them together, and there was this commercial about a drink called "BOD." And the female voice was like (as you look at all of these shirtless guys sweating) "Hmm, nice bod....OOOH, hot bod....I WANT YOUR BOD." That was like the CHEESIEST (no offence to the commerical people) thing both my friend and I had EVER heard of, so we were like, cracking up throughout the remainder of the commericals. So in Matrix Reloaded, when the Architect or a squiddy or Neo (who IS cute) came on, we were like, "I WANT YOUR BOD." to each other.

Revolutions:
I downloaded and saved the official trailer, and was watching it, when all of a sudden, I noticed the FAST FORWARD BUTTON. So I took it to the beginning, and fast forwarded it. It was so funny, because everything was like, really dramatic, except everything was in CHIPMUNK VOICES. Like Alvin and the Chipmunks. And in this one part, Agent Smith was laughing in the Oracles kitchen, and when I fastforwarded it, it was sooo funny. It was like, "HEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEE HEE HEE. I highly reccommend trying it. Go to

Splinterinyourmind wrote:

The window washers were also a cameo for some stunt people or something.

I think they are the brothers.

Quote:

I think they are the brothers.

If you are REALLY that interested, it's in The Art of the Matrix shooting schedule. But it's NOT the brothers. I am sure of this.

The scene that gives me a giggle is when Neo destroys SMITH, (Naughty Neo!) in the hallway and the two Agents just look at each other and RUN... I've seen the Matrix 56 times and it still makes me laugh.

Splinterinyourmind wrote:

I noticed the FAST FORWARD BUTTON. So I took it to the beginning, and fast forwarded it. It was so funny, because everything was like, really dramatic, except everything was in CHIPMUNK VOICES.

"YES!!!" -link

"Woh." -Neo

"what?" -trinity

"hmm" -morpheus

"wOH!" -cypher

"whats really gunna bake your noodle later..." -oracle

"...what you think you know about this man is irrrrelavant." -Smith

"yah or a big bowl of snot." -dozer

"the digital pimp hard at work" -switch




if you dont know which part I'm talking about... ask and I'll explain it.

I know everyone of those ha! that p****d on your bonfire hmmmm

really? ok... what scene is morpheus' line from?

In the construct when he asks Neo if he thinks it's air he's breathing, hmmm...
Link says YES when Neo saves Morpheus and The Key Maker from the exploding wagons, in Reloaded.
Neo~'Morheus believes that I'm something I'm not..blah blah..'.TRINITY says 'WHAT?'
Cypher says, WOHA, Neo, you scared the bejeezuz out of me!' = at the operators post on the Neb.
Baking noodles line is the breaking of the vase scene.
Agent Smith talking to Neo about Morpheus in the interrogation and bugging scene.
Breakfast Time on the Neb after Mouse tells Neo that if he closes his eyes it's like eating runny eggs, Dozer then replies with the snot.
Last one is the breakfast table scene when Mouse offers Neo a personal introduction to the Woman in Red. Oopps I missed one~~
Neo says WOH when Morpheus takes his jump, in the Jump Programme.
That's it how did I do then ~this mere female, hhmmmmmm??

wow, you actually got 'em all... good job!

There is another Trinity one, however, its after persephone says Neo has to kiss her...

Trinity replies with the line ~ 'EXCUSE ME?'
Do I pass, my friend?
If I don't pass the test then give me MORE ~ I'll answer them

The bit that always makes me laugh is when Smith says:

"I'd like to share a revelation with you," dramatic pause. Gets me every time

HolEavataR wrote:

The bit that always makes me laugh is when Smith says: "I'd like to share a revelation with you," dramatic pause. Gets me every time

Yeah gets me every time too hee hee

a few more...

"What the hell?" -Neo

"Yeeeesss" -Morpheus

"..." -Smiths co-agents

"what were you doing?" -smiths co-agents

Oh being your nice self now I see ~ that's much better
what the hell ~ to his computer screen at beginning of M1.
The yeesss one I'll have to think about
The Agents "...." could that be in the hallway after Neo destroyed Smith then turned his attention to them - they just looked at each other and ran?
Agent Brown says What were you doing, to Smith when they return to the interrogation room where Morpheus is at.

doin pretty well...

the "yeesss" one was when Neo was on the phone with morpheus in his cubicle and looked up to see the agents and said "oh sh!t." Then morpheus says "yeeesss"